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Librarian Jon AU University Years!
Jon works towards his library science degree while also picking up some history and religion courses – anything that can help him get more information on the Horrors that lurk behind. Rationally, he knows that he should stop getting invested before he crosses a line, but the hunger has already settled in. (And maybe the guilt as well. He got his bully killed because of a dangerous book, Jon should take responsibility, right?)
Sometimes, he drags Gerry with him to class. Gerry has a 20 minute “discussion” with Jon’s history professor about self-important researchers, thinking they know best.
They live together, although Gerry is in and out of the apartment, tracking down Leitners and other monsters in need of destruction. Jon has school, so he can’t go with him always. He does have a knack for finding books that are bound to entities, or in the state of becoming such, that hadn’t been claimed by Leitner yet.
Georgie is pretty much his only other close friend. They are something for a while that Jon is terrible at putting a term on, and when it fades out, it’s on amicable terms.
After a while (after Georgie nearly touches an anatomy book that reminds her of those on the shelves of the Medical Sciences Building) it occurs to Jon that his library needs a better place to store them. He thinks of the Distortion’s empty endless hallways – he’s never been, but the pamphlet from his school days (London by Daylight!) lets him Know – and wants something similar. Something just like it, but more personal, settled deep into his skin, his very soul.
Gerry, for his part, is very much not on board for taking a tattoo needle and putting a mess of lines on Jon’s back according to the cursed map in the cursed city pamphlet. But he supposes this is the better option than letting Jon try it himself. They are friends, family, the kind of partners in crime you can only be after having been sufficiently fucked up by the same kind of horrors that nobody else gets that being together is natural and comfortable. (“Pretty sure it’s actually codependence, Jon.” “Does that mean you won’t do it?”)
Well, in any case, matching tattoos (shoutout to @samwise-1548 for the idea) and, beyond that, Jon’s back is covered by a library, a bookshelf, script in Latin and Sanskrit and lines that don’t make much sense at all. The tattoo does what it’s supposed to, it stores Jon’s books. Sometimes, A Guest for Mr. Spider crawls up his spine, the title of the pamphlet sometimes escapes to his wrists and it’s alright. Jon’s more comfortable like this. (Or so he lies, his nightmares get worse, but he’s hungry and needs to eat and he can’t destroy what creates him. He crossed the line a while ago, hate and love are near inseparable.) All in all, university is pretty alright. Sure, they nearly get eaten by horrible books a couple of times, and Gerard gets accused of murdering his mother towards the end but hey! They survived this far! Can’t get worse, right?
Having been a closeted trans woman in STEM may have left me with a particularly negative impression of what men in STEM are like.
Yeah.
I think there's a real problem with men who think of themselves as "intelligent" thinking they're not capable of the same misogyny and toxic masculinity as their more traditionally masculine counterparts, which isn't helped by most STEM fields being such a sausage fest. Most programming courses are total boys' clubs with all the problems that entails.
Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.
thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went
"let me help you baby"
and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

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bro remember when mad max happened. remember when max was treated like an animal and so behaved like one and saw himself as one and then he met a bunch of women who were all struggling to be seen as human too and they treated him with compassion and he was like “i would die for all of you then. good.” wtf
max being chained up and used for his blood at the start of the film then giving it freely at the end of it because he loves furiosa?????? giving her his name at last like a parting gift????? wtf!!!!!! we are not things!!!!!!!!!!
"You can't consume problematic media!"
Maybe YOU can't. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite
we need to gatekeep space better like no space ISNT for any idiot with a billion dollars it’s for SCIENCE PEOPLE ONLY i am so sick of these goddamn RANDOS going to space. the only people i want in SPACE are NASA and the NASA EQUIVALENTS of OTHER COUNTRIES
Glaciator
Chat Noir: I’m in love with Ladybug
Marinette:
Glaciator 2.0 (probably)
Marinette: I’m in love with Adrien Agreste
Chat Noir:
tell me something about yourself
so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

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There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did
my favorite thing about the furry fandom and how well they treat artists is that eventually some of the most renowned & respected artists of our time are going to be very talented people who at one point honed their skills & paid rent with furry art
arent furries like very successful and spend lots of money on commissions and stuff? like I’m sure I heard of some well known furry with a high paying job in silicon valley or as a doctor of some sort and he drops so much money on patreon and commissions. furries deadass stimulate the economy more than billionaires
“furries stimulate the economy more than billionaires” is exactly the kind of hot take I came to this website for
They’re also just like, overall such a kind and generous and helpful group of people? I was at a con once and getting upset because I was going to be late for a panel, but getting seen and heard when you’re in a wheelchair is hard as fuck at times - especially in loud and crowded places. I could hardly move a few feet at a time with how many people were around, and it’s not really an option for me to push through or shoulder tap to get someone’s attention. I was apparently very visible in my frustration to anyone actually taking notice of someone at waist height. Anyways, a furry noticed and came over to me to ask if I was okay, and when I explained the situation they gathered their group and marched in front of me and along side me, loudly clearing a path through what felt like a million bodies for me to follow through. It was like having my own personal chaotic and brightly colored army as escorts, and I felt pretty damn cared about by this horde of strangers.
I didn’t bump into them again after, but I think of them often and hope they’re all doing fantastically and are having happy lives.
holy oats you got escorted by your own PRIVATE MILITIA OF FURRY BODYGUARDS this is LEGENDARY
TMA entities as furbies
The Buried:
The Corruption:
The Dark:
The Desolation:
The End
The Eye:
The Flesh:
The Hunt:
(Picture and furby by @raggedy-furbolicious-mcscraps! I have also been informed that this furby’s name is Hosea)
The Lonely:
The Slaughter:
The Spiral:
The Stranger:
The Vast:
The Web:
Cain and Abel
The Cain Instinct
I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.
I’m laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I’m so glad your coming out went well! That’s one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

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I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:
Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.
Its Bernie Sanders
My god you’re right.
I looked up Wit Knits and you’re right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:
im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple
Look. I was in 1986 and still I’m like. What even was going on in 1986.
TIL that not only do deaf cats tend to purr & meow louder than hearing cats, they also enjoy shrieking loudly bc of the vibrations it causes
also they often have a favorite room to shriek in, such as a bathroom or kitchen with tile floors the sound can reverberate off of. that’s right, deaf kitties have their own Private Screaming Rooms