Whats A Few Lightyears Among Stars

Good news! I just remembered the word I forgot mid sentence nine hours ago

I so wish bobs burgers was real so i could be a passerby....ur friends invite u out to eat and ur like ok and u show up and the owner is standing out front screaming at the italian guy across the street....u bypass him and go inside and ur like isnt this the restaurant that got busted for serving human flesh and ur friends are like ya....u look at the chalkboard and it says the burger of the day is the texas chainsaw massa-curd burger and ur like ok....theres a teenage girl under one of the tables and shes like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..there sre two guys that appear to be a gay couple at the counter and one of them has the worst toupee youve ever seen in your life, the other one is literally always here like every time youve been here hes here.....ur waitress is 9....at no point are u offered a beverage

This post is old af by now but still gets reblogged every day so I'd just like to say a few words. Every day one of you reblogs with tags like "op has never been to new york" "op has never heard of small businesses" "this vibe is alive at plenty of restaurants go outside and eat something besides taco bell" y'all are missing the point. I don't want the mom and pop restaurant experience. I want Bob and Linda specifically to be real. That is my wish. I want to fuck them.

There was a wall here once. The tree remembers, but now the wind blows through roots that once nestled among stones.

climbing through that gap will DEFINITELY take you somewhere Else

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

kind eyes of angels

we need to stop treating the weather like a boring conversation topic bc in international friend groups its funny as fuck

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

sonic? knuckles? tails? who the FUCK is naming these hedgehogs

knuckles is an echidna and tails is a fox. just let me catch you disrespecting sonic again you punk

i cant believe knuckles is a fuckin enchilada

sonic heritage post

To protect you from the lego monsters