They told us there was no God but… God was here the whole time

Come on, we do know why they don’t teach us that.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

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💄Giveaway ends on March 8th, 4:30 PM ET

Rules 
👜Reblogs count, please reblog only once a day to limit dash spam 
👜Limited to the US, Canada, UK and Australia 
👜Must be over 18 to enter unless you have parental permission 
👜You must be comfortable giving me your name and mailing address 
👜You are not eligible to win if you are a lifting hater 
👜Please don’t enter if you’re just going to boost the prize items 
👜You can enter all three giveaways but can only win one. In the case you win two, I’ll ask you which prize package you’d like to receive 
👜Winners will be chosen by a random number generator 
👜Giveaway ends on March 8th, 4:30 PM ET

Rules 💄 Reblogs count, please reblog only once a day to limit dash spam 💄Limited to the US, Canada, UK and Australia 💄Must be over 18 to enter unless you have parental permission 💄You must be comfortable giving me your name and mailing address 💄You are not eligible to win if you are a lifting hater 💄Please don’t enter if you’re just going to boost the prize items 💄You can enter all three giveaways but can only win one. In the case you win two, I’ll ask you which prize package you’d like to receive 💄Winners will be chosen by a random number generator 
💄Giveaway ends on March 8th, 4:30 PM ET

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

Rules: 📸Reblogs count, please reblog only once a day to limit dash spam 📸Limited to the US, Canada, UK and Australia ) 📸Must be over 18 to enter unless you have parental permission 📸You must be comfortable giving me your name and mailing address 📸You are not eligible to win if you are a lifting hater 📸Please don’t enter if you’re just going to boost the prize items 📸You can enter all three giveaways but can only win one. In the case you win two, I’ll ask you which prize package you’d like to receive 📸Winners will be chosen by a random number generator 📸Giveaway ends on March 8th, 4:30 PM ET

THE WAT GRANNY DIED TODAY. I am actually really sad. I hope she passed peacefully. True legend of memes. RIP WAT GRANDMA