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GREETINGS, PEOPLE, BEASTS, AND OTHERS OF REDDIT
what brings ye here to Tumblr? did Reddit do something awful, or did we just look so alluring? did Elon buy that one too?
tell me, tell me!
I found this on r/photoshopbattles before the rapture
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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some
any video game is immensely better if it has redstone. barotrauma? the circuitry system is like a song. dwarf fortress? when i found out that there is extensive documentation on logic gates people made with pressure plates/minecarts/whatever, i felt a smile on my wizened face for what felt like the first time in years. if you disagree thats okay. we can still make this friendship work
Behold, the elite club of great animated shows who, along with their creators, were totally screwed over in one way or another by their respective networks. And you know the sad part? This isn’t even half of all the shows I could think of to mention 😟
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The unremarkable biped.
The station received a strange creature today. A bipedal creature wearing a respirator. Their physiology is abnormal. They seem to have a dense internal frame, clearly adapted for high gravity terrestrial locomotion.
It has likely been this frame that has allowed this creature to navigate the station as the station was not built with creatures such as this in mind. I'll have to tell engineering to reinforce some hull plates if this creature causes damage.
It is fascinating... I did not think it possible for a non bio luminescent creature to be cable of communication. To be honest, I did not expect life to survive in a non gaseous environment. Yet unless this creature hails from deeper within a life bearing planet, I do find it strange that it needs a selection of electronic devices to communicate.
Besides these oddities, it seems the creature was looking to charter a ship to a section of space commercial light speeders would be unable to reach. I feel sad for the creature's part...as shown by the waves of morning displayed by the creature's communication prophetic.
The medical ward has requested an audience with the creature.
:3c
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I've always loved the Humans Are Space Orcs and Earth Is A Death Planet narrative, but I'd like to propose a variation:
Humans Are Party Animals and Earth Is A Pleasure Planet
"This planet has one of the most powerful magnetospheres known to science. It deflects almost all solar radiation! Humans actually evolved on the surface, unlike most species in the galaxy, which were forced to live underground or underwater until they developed radiation shield technology.
"On your visit to Earth, you'll relax on one of the planet's literally countless beaches, and require minimal sun protection!
"Or, if adventure is more your style, the humans have developed a variety of technologies to assist in navigating the planet's more rugged terrain.
"The nightlife on Earth is unlike anything else in the galaxy! Sample the planet's stunning array of edible flora and fauna, prepared in infinite variations, and cap off your meal with your choice of psychoactive poisons to keep the party going all rotation long.
"Of course, no visit to Earth would be complete without partaking in Earth's most iconic and exotic pastimes: sports and gambling.
"Visit Earth! Planetside life never looked so glamorous!"
by hyung7754 (1, 2, 3, 4)
This mysterious “chicken church” is located in the middle of the Indonesian jungle. The abandoned building itself is quite bizarre but even more bizarre is the fact that there are 12 underground chambers.
Glad to see we’re all on the same page
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so, i live on the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.
so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!
this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS POST but anyway here’s my cat stalking trucks (on the ceiling)
25 hours later and rip my phone battery and i’m thinking i should’ve named my cat plato….or y’know……….at all
response to some common tags on this post:
yes he is a handsome and fluffy boy
yes he sits super weird all the time he’s a proper young gentleman
yes that chair has been through it; no one else touches it anymore it’s been surrendered to his control
no i did not ever name him he’s a shadowy figure of mystery (we call him fluffbutt)
no i had not really heard of plato’s cave before but boy do i know it now
Read the tags, pick an answer that isn’t tagged, then tag one of they answers you didn’t vote on
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is it ethical to fire an orbital laser at a cat
Only if I can play with it
ricky look! get the laser ricky, get th
I programmed my wife on Java.
I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!
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who else here thinking about chicken strisps
Good post OP
good shit OP
good post OP
i love you very much OP
Hey op did you know that the person who originally tweeted this was the director of The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog?
i did fucking not. what
HEY??????
