*screaming crying throwing up*

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

I love it when folks get the "-ist" and "-est" suffixes mixed up. Like, I'm fully prepared to believe that you're medieval, but medievalest? That's a bold claim!

#that character is NOT your 'specialist princess' unless you can tell me right now what they specialize in (via @jennynext)

Dead wife flashback but she’s like “I’m not your wife” and “what are you doing in my afterlife” and “stop following me around, Charlie”

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!