Vampire Jubilee,,

Just them sharing one brain cell <3

rogue: gives him to remy

remy: talks and sings to him in french

warren: let’s him stroke his wings

emma: holds him as far away from her expensive outfit as possible

scott: cradles him and let’s him poke him

logan: he somehow ends up on his head

bobby: feeds him ice cubes

kurt: plays hide-and-seek

gabby: babbles right back at him

jean: tries to telepathically soothe him

cuckoos: play rock-paper-scissors for who has to hold him

quentin: hands him right back

kitty: tells him a dulled-down x-men adventure

ororo: creates wind for him to play in

cable: gets distracted and completely loses him

pixie: silently fuming that because it derails her evening plans but looks after shogo anyway

glob: has armor hold him so not to get wax on him because it’s probably bad for babies

betsy: tries to hide him from the cameras

erik: cradles him awkwardly to save face because he should be an expert on kids by now

charles: also holds him awkwardly to save face but telepathically puts him to sleep

alex: tries to keep him away from the hellions

sam: is a baby expert and shogo doesn’t want to let him go when jubilee comes back

manon: makes him cry