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Was addressing a group of scouts the other day and my brain was reaching for a word other than "asshattery", settled on "shenanigans". Proud of myself.

#shenanigans #Asshattery

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Yep.

I'm that old.

Amen!

Did you guys hear they're rebooting Goncharov as an 8 part HBO miniseries? :/

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Reboots suck. I'm sticking to my Betamax copy.

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Bless my seminary for disabling all the ai features in the school's email system. Makes me happy every time I log into the email and see "Microsoft Copilot has been disabled by your admin".

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It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

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No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

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this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london

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THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

ursamajori

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

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@ronin-warriors-fanatic

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It's time

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FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy 250th Birthday!!

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