Something's Wrong With Me?

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Which ed sheeran song is this

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

Reblogging for that comment ^

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes

anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

I am so glad to see this back on my dash with my addition