This was going to be fully drawn, but then it took me a whole day to do just the one panel, and that was already pushing my rule about joke posts, I.E. if it takes actual effort, youβre doing it wrong. So you get a mostly sprite based comic instead.
Never come up with dialogue when youβre tired. But also, only ever come up with puns while youβre tired, that way they actually sound funny.
I will be dead and buried in the ground the day I donβt ramble nonsensically in a post, so here is the backstory for this idea: That Kris and Susie would absolutely shoplift from Sansβ store, especially after chapter 4. Then I went with thinking up how it would be funny in the world of Deltarune. Sans wouldnβt care, heβd just want something to laugh about later, hence the pictures, Iβve seen the watermelon-pregnancy gag somewhere before so I stole it shamelessly. Itβs a very small town where everyone knows each other so no one would buy an overnight pregnancy like that. Next thing I know Iβm searching up cheesy pregnancy pictures. I considered adding another gag where Sans says he caught on because everyone knows humans reproduce via mitosis, but how many static shots of Sansβ store can one put up with for a few more text boxes? And then I threw in the last panel right when I thought I was already finished, an hour after I should already be asleep. On a related note, this is where I learned βBabaβ can be used as a term for a non-binary parent, though there were a lot of different titles to choose from.
I actually had a third drawn picture(technically the first) that had Susie on her knees and kissing Krisβs βbellyβ but realized I had screwed up the proportions and made Susie way too small, or perhaps made Kris too tall. Didnβt feel like redrawing it so scrapped that one. Which is a shame, I thought the line art I had was one of the better ones at the point I stopped, and I felt it added more variety to the poses since the ones I finished came out looking pretty similar. I also limited myself to just using the color palettes from the games sprites for the drawings, which led to a bit of funky shading, because outside of their faces, Susie and Krisβ sprites donβt have any shading to them to pull color from. It did make coloring them in easy, though! Kris is becoming one of my new favorite characters to draw, they have basically no facial features!
(Donβt take me having Kris play the pregnant role as me saying anything regarding Krisβs sex[I believe the canon answer to Kris being asked βwhatβs in your pantsβ is βGod, I wish it were Susieβ¦β], them being in the role is just another part of the gag seeing as Susie is right there and could have played the role herself.)
Oh, also, just the drawing, no Toriel text box.
