Aussie Spycrab

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

if you get mad at sasuke for killing people (which um. i have news for you on that btw) then you have to get mad at every single other character bc the entire job description of shinobi is go kill each other. which means you have to get mad at what made them do that which means you have to get mad at the leaders which means you have to get mad at the leaf village which means you have to get mad at the shinobi system as a whole which means boom youve become a sasuke fan now

I want every one. Then I shall put them altogether and when anyone asks me where did I put such-and-such and I will say "the room with stars", dreamily, and wander away

"Cosmic horror" this "cosmic horror" that. What about cosmic romance. What if the otherworldly being beyond your comprehension has a crush on you

so are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)

seeing anyone going “ok fandom blog” “you’re a ___ fan I’m not listening to you” in any context on this app is SO funny to me like imagine voluntarily choosing to spend time in a sewer with a bunch of other people and then being like “wow you chose to be in the sewer for THAT? my reason for willingly spending time in this sewer is so much better than yours and I am much cooler than you” girl we are all in the damn sewer.. we all wear the same clown makeup... be humble.....

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

I just wanna eat bread, drink wine, and have orgasms, why can't life be that simple

catboy with knuckle tats that say "TOEB EANS"