Im the sleepiest sheep in the whole flock...

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

i work at a restaurant that calls burgers Handhelds i hear that song hourly

based as FUCK

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

Extremely predictable, tbh, that this post, made my a trans woman about my experiences as a woman, about my relationship with gender, about how I get pressure to perform to a more feminized gender presentation, mostly from other women, is being reblogged as #radblr because I didn't actually mention being trans, since it wasn't relevant. I'm thirty or forty years old and I have very, very little interest in arguing with anyone on tumblr anymore, but if you're out there relating to this post, and also performatively yelling that trans women are men, or talking about how "you people don't really view yourself as women" or whatever, then all I can say is perhaps pause a moment to consider that our experiences are not all that different, and maybe choose empathy rather than whatever reactive hate you have been choosing.

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

"the ingredients are gluten free" do not fucking say this to me. if the food as served will make me sick, it is not gluten free. do not label it on the menu as gluten free.

"this food is poison free, we just dip it in the poison vat before serving it!"

literally i think non-celiacs need to start mentally substituting "gluten" with "poison" when they go over whether something is gluten free. would you say something is non-poisonous if you dipped it in a vat of poison? no. but if you put something in a vat contaminated with gluten then people think that's just fine and you can call it gluten free.

i hate the term gluten friendly but oh my god, no one's ever come out and said it flat out to me like that before. they're literally admitting they think you're going to get sick and try to sue them? if i got glutened at a restaurant that i GENUINELY believed was doing everything they could to be as safe as possible i probably wouldn't even think about suing them. it's when i feel unsafe whether i get glutened or not that i start thinking lawsuit-shaped thoughts in the first place. and "gluten friendly" is a great way to make me feel unsafe.

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die