bloop.

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

source? it was revealed during my nature walk.

everyone in the angry mob thinks they're going to be the one to stab the frankenstein with their pitchfork or burn him with their torch. but realistically only a couple get to

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions

🔩🪠🪔    🧰 it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig

There are three major types of spiritual practice: first, reaching the spirit by rewarding the body, through ritual feasting, drug-taking and sex; second, reaching the spirit by denying the body, through fasting, cleansing and purification; and third, by abandoning the physical entirely and attempting to reach the numinous entirely via the life of the mind.   In this essay, entitled “Bed, Bath and Beyond”, I will

My ADHD vs. my autism :-)