i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

spells

i need spells

give me spells

Settings > Lurking Horrors > Creeping Dread > Configure My Creeping Dread

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

woah is this real

tuesday is practice for wednesday

I don’t like being humiliated

you could just hit other people as a kid