hold on, before you start whining about your day. does this face look like it gives a damn?
“ oh PLEASE, i don’t need this. i don’t need to constantly be talked down upon. i would appreciate you sitting there, shutting that gorgeous little face of yours, and letting me say two damn things about my day and how horrid it was. let me start off by saying i saw a woman in my office wearing a flannel skirt with a striped top. is that enough to get you to feel bad for me ? ”

















