SAD & SASSY

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

This gif LMAAOOOOO