Byrd/Max

time is a flat iron and brother i’m getting smooth as fuck

time is a curling iron and brother i'm all twisted up

Time is a flat iron, smooth as fuck Time is a curler, twisted up Time is an updo, pinned and tucked Time is a weave-in, stitched and stuck Time is organic, shaped by luck Time is a construct Monster truck

Hey does anyone else think about how Toriel isn't doing well financially but she still makes a full pie for her kid two nights in a row and then a hearty pancake breakfast for them and their friend the next morning. Do you think about how we don't see Toriel eating the pie or the pancakes. She's eating raw granulated sugar and that's it. When she finally eats in Chapter 5 she only asks for simple (and cheap) toast with honey. Do you think about Toriel encouraging her child to go to the Festival where there is plenty of food while she stays home on her own. Do you think about how Toriel used to "LOVE her cooking shows" and "LAUGH, glowingly, along with each new recipe, feverishly taking notes on each step to make them for her family..." Do you think about Toriel never expecting this care to be reciprocated and continuing to cook for her family while she does not eat. Do you. Do you think about Toriel.

Well Ok I like this

the thing about the dream smp is i dont think it actually matters at all if it was good or bad. what matters is that it was a completely unparalleled media experience and because of its specific circumstances gave me shrimp emotions that absolutely cannot be replicated

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work