lœrge

One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

the beach boys were right. it would be nice

symptoms of trauma are proof of abuse. if you’re struggling with anxiety, self doubt, self hate, low confidence, trauma symptoms, flashbacks, nightmares, paranoia, panic and severe emotional injuries, those are proof enough that you’ve been subjected to torture. your feelings aren’t fooling you, they’re consequences of abuse.

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

me: *peeking over the side of the urinal* did you know my chemical romance is getting- dude? What is that? Your wiener?

head empty just bees buzzing

call that a hive mind

how dare u be funnier than me 

no offense but wouldn’t it be nice if we were older then we wouldn’t have to wait so long and wouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong