𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 ⅋ 𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑬

Some will be more easily applicable than others.

❛ Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.❜

❛ Permission to beat the crap out of this man?❜

❛ Oh, I adore you already.❜

❛ Well i’m going to end up there some day, might as well check out the place❜

❛ Never run with scissors.❜

❛ I’ll tell you what. You look around and I’ll tell you if you’re getting warmer or colder, alright? ❜

❛ Talk about falling upwards.❜

❛ Hey, come on! That salsa’s still good!❜

❛ You know… I’d like to take this opportunity to say… that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.❜

❛ If someone comes in here, you just bite him in the hand.❜

❛ Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. What are you teaching these kids?❜

❛ Though a candle burn’s in my house no one’s home.❜

❛ Dogs are my favourite people.❜

❛ Yeah. I’m so proud.❜

❛ It’s all fun and games ‘til someone breaks a nail.❜

❛ There’s still something about you that puts me off my food.❜

❛ Of course i dare mock you.❜

❛ I could NEVER relive that again! Could you?❜

❛ That’s gotta be a record.❜

❛ Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?❜

❛ And that information could save your life one day.❜

❛ Well, they say the first one’s always the hardest.❜

❛ I ask you… What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?❜

❛ Ah…yes…it all makes sense now!❜

❛ But in the unlikely event you don’t fail miserably, you’re fired.❜

❛ Something exploded.❜

❛ For the record, I don’t care.❜

❛ …I care❜

❛ That just has a nice ring to it.❜

❛ It’s my side arm, I swear!❜

❛ Now see, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.❜

❛ Well I like to close my eyes and think of England.❜

❛ It’s about flocking and togetherness.❜

❛ I see you’re on that famous beer and mustard diet.❜

❛ You’d think getting blasted out of orbit would have slowed the guy down.❜

❛ For cryin’ out loud!❜

❛ Well I was planning to retire, but man is that overrated.❜

❛ Don’t judge a book by its cover.❜

❛ No, but he plays one on T.V.❜

❛ Holy Frozen Bad-guys!❜

❛ Well I certainly understand what you’re talking about.❜

❛ According to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of nowhere. Give or take.❜

❛ Well, you know, it’s not like we don’t have everything totally under control here…❜

❛ Damn… that was close!❜

❛ I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.❜

❛ Oh, I’ve already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.❜

❛ What? Meet my maker? Pay the piper? Reach the pearly gates? Start pushin’ up daisies here and there?❜

❛ I’ve found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.❜

❛ What could I possibly say after that? Back at ya.❜

❛ Yeah, is that cinnamon?❜

❛ Well, spank me rosy.❜

❛ Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.❜

❛ Oh, there’s not a chance in hell.❜

❛ I forgot to tape the Simpsons!❜

❛ Where’s the fanfare?❜

❛ Hey, if you’d been listening, you’d know that Nintendos pass through everything.❜

❛ What, you’re suddenly stumped?❜

❛ He’s lost a few pounds…❜

❛ Yes, you are what you eat.❜

❛ You’re a friend of mine. Last year, you died.❜

❛ Do you people practice being vague?❜

❛ I’m gonna go eat some cake.❜

❛ Somebody’s gotta teach that guy how to die.❜

❛ ..and yet honesty IS the best policy.❜

❛ Over my rotting corpse.❜

❛ Well you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt - head. Out of your head, when we need them.❜

❛ You and I are the only ones here. Trust me, the only thing you have to be afraid of around here is me.❜

❛ All I’m sayin’, just for the record, this is the wackiest plan we’ve ever come up with.❜

❛ I’ve seen this movie. It hits Paris.❜

❛ I only understand about one percent of what she says half the time.❜

❛ I would never say anything like that.❜

❛ That is just wrong on so many levels..❜

❛ Have you ever TRIED to find the bathroom in a pyramid?❜

❛ If I have to say ‘what’ one more time, heads are gonna roll!❜

❛ I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.❜

❛ Where I come from that’s called beatin’ the crap out of each other.❜

❛ Y'know, I’ve already done that 'freezing to death’ thing, and it’s just not as enjoyable as it sounds.❜

❛ Well, fancy that. We’re famous.❜

❛ Qu'est-ce que c'est?❜

❛ Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?❜

❛ So it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talkin’ about?❜

❛ I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone.❜

❛ I’m still pretty sure I’ll say: 'Bite Me’.❜

❛ We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.❜

❛ You may have come to the right place.❜

❛ Wasn’t I just killed? Killed as in… dead? Well, this is a surprise then.❜

❛ She, uh, she tried to seduce me…❜

❛ Hey! I’ll tell you what’s wrong. I just woke up, haven’t had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days…❜

❛ I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.❜

❛ You know me, I’m a huge fan of subtlety, but that’s downright encrypted!❜

❛ You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.❜

❛ He really didn’t say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow.❜

❛ No one will know. We won’t tell.❜

❛ Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.❜

❛ You ended a sentence with a preposition, bastard!❜

❛ And? But? So? Therefore?❜

❛ Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?❜

❛ Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.❜

❛ Oh, I’m [name], all right. That’s the one thing in this conversation I’m sure of.❜

❛ You’re like, what… 140?❜

❛ No, my leg’s definitely broken.❜

i couldn't wait another minute apart from you.

did you expect me to just wait around for you to show up?

i did everything i could to find you.

i thought i did a pretty good job covering my tracks.

they helped me track you down.

i needed to see you.

they can't hurt us anymore.

i come all this way to see you, and this is the greeting i get?

i thought you'd be glad to see me.

it took me forever to find you.

how long have you been looking for me?

it's safer for the both of us if we stop seeing each other.

i thought i told you not to find me.

this was for your own good, you know. i leave, and you stay there, unharmed.

can we find somewhere private to talk?

they said if i left, they wouldn't hurt you.

been searching for you for months, believe it or not.

you weren't supposed to expect me.

this was going to be a surprise.

they can't stop me from seeing you.

would you please let me inside?

tell me where you are, or i'll figure it out myself.

i'm not going to let them prevent us from being together.

you and i... we have to be together. no matter what.

you sure don't make it easy to follow you.

i've been tracking you for miles.

so you're real. the legends are true.

you're pretty good at covering your tracks.

i started asking around, and they pointed me in the right direction.

i got your letter and came as fast as i could.

i can reach your window if i climb this tree.

give me a clue. anything. tell me where you're hiding.

think you could come around back and unlock the door for me?

hey. it's me. would you please let me in?

you're the one they speak about, the one that can fix things.

i know i'm not what you expected.

i couldn't wait another minute.

it's starting to rain. why don't you come inside for a minute?

lecture me later. for now, let's appreciate this time we have together.

i know this looks bad, but... i just had to see you.

they think they can stop me from seeing you.

i don't want to leave your side, not for a minute.

the path was treacherous, but the reward was worth every second.

i'd do anything to find you.

i wanted to find you and thank you for what you did for me.

you're taking a big risk by finding me.

you told me to look for you, and so i did.

is there a key to this door?

we're not supposed to be seen together.

i'm going to get you out of there. just hang on.

when i came looking for you, i didn't expect to find you like this.

they told me you had all the answers. they said you could fix things if i tracked you down.

i've been on your trail for weeks now.

it's safer if we're not seen together.

who told you where i was? was it [name]?

i didn't want you to find me like this.

why do you want to hide from me?

"Personally the word I'd use was cool, but I can understand how they'd take some getting used to." he admitted, though he watched as her face seemed to change before his eyes. One minute her eyes were a beautiful shade of green, the next they transformed before his eyes, it was amazing. Though with eyes like Ellie's transformed ones he wondered how his eyes could be considered "creepy".

For a moment Jack wondered if she had something similar to his talent then he finally remembered he'd been asked a question, "Not technically no, once you're turned your eyes are just like this or yellow if the bunny diet's your jam, or black if you're really hungry." he explained. "But me..." he started as he focussed his power in on his red— no warm brown now— eyes, holding the illusion in place with only a small amount of effort. He held up a hand to point at them, "...this better?".

"It's not technically real though, it's more like... I can create illusions." he explained now focussing the pepper shaker on the table, this illusion would take a little more effort just because of the complexity, though on such a small scale still not all that much. Jack sighed a little in relief as it appeared to transform before their eyes into a tiny pine tree, "Like that." he shrugged, pointing to it as if she could have somehow missed the pepper shaker sprouting pine needles.

❛  i can't stop thinking about you even when i try.  ❜ ❛  every time i see you, it's like my heart skips a beat.  ❜ ❛  i never realized how much i needed you until you weren't there.  ❜ ❛  do you ever feel like there's something missing ... like a piece of your heart is somewhere else?  ❜ ❛  i wish i had the courage to tell you how i feel.  ❜ ❛  if only you knew how much you truly mean to me.  ❜ ❛  do you ever wonder what it would be like if things were different between us?  ❜ ❛  sometimes i wonder if you ever think about me the way i think about you.  ❜ ❛  i had a lot of dreams about you recently.  ❜ ❛  somehow, you're always on my mind.  ❜ ❛  i think i've been in love with you since the day we met - scratch that, i know i've been in love with you since the day we met.  ❜ ❛  my biggest wish is to hold you close and never let you go.  ❜ ❛  all my life i've felt like a part of me was missing, but with you i've finally found it.  ❜ ❛  you deserve better than who i am right now, but i'm gonna keep trying to become someone you do deserve.  ❜ ❛  every time you smile at me, i get this flutter in my chest.  ❜ ❛  do you think i'll ever be worthy of your love?  ❜ ❛  i want to be the person to make you happy. the one person you can always come to with whatever you need.  ❜ ❛  will we ever get another chance together?  ❜ ❛  you were the best thing that's ever happened to me.  ❜ ❛  my biggest regret is ever letting you go.  ❜ ❛  i'm still in love with you ... and i honestly never stopped.  ❜ ❛  when i wake up in the morning, you're the first person i want to see.  ❜ ❛  every time i wake up, i check if you wrote me another message.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could be as important to you as you are to me.  ❜ ❛  it hurts when you don't talk to me like you used to.  ❜ ❛  i miss everything about you, your touch, your laugh, your smile. i wish i could have that back.  ❜ ❛  i want to fall asleep wrapped in your arms.  ❜ ❛  hold me closer; i always feel safer when you're with me.  ❜ ❛  there's so much i wish i was able to tell you.  ❜ ❛  i know things aren't easy right now, but i want to remain a fixture in your life. after all, you're one in mine.  ❜ ❛  i miss the way you always made me smile.  ❜ ❛  you're the reason i keep holding on.  ❜ ❛  maybe we're supposed so to remain a case of 'right person, wrong time' forever.  ❜ ❛  if only you knew how i feel about you.  ❜ ❛  i'm yearning to hold your hand in mine.  ❜ ❛  i think you are the one for me, and i hope one day i'll be the one for you, too.  ❜ ❛  do you think i'll ever become more than a friend to you?  ❜ ❛  my heart belongs to you, always and forever.  ❜ ❛  my first instinct is to protect you, no matter the cost.  ❜ ❛  i've been thinking about us a lot lately.  ❜

Daniel Lockwood | TVDU OC independant, non-selective, est. May 2011

“I’ve never really been normal per sé”

from this generator.

Jack couldn't help but laugh a little, "Beat myself up? Who said that?" he raised an eyebrow, "I'm not ashamed of my swearing record, if anything I'm fucking proud." he joked, meaning to do what he just did there. Jack hadn't been a vampire long enough to encounter many of the types of vampire Ellie spoke of, of course the 'coven' — and he meant that in the loosest sense of the term — he'd entered this new life into had been like that but he hardly liked to count them, after all. He laughed again, properly this times giving a cat-like hiss showing off his stiletto sharp fangs, "Like that?" he teased.

the other members of the crew are dead.

this is the worst shit i've ever seen.

anybody ever tell you you look dead?

alien life form. looks like it's been dead a long time.

i should reach the frontier in about six weeks.

can you hear me?

what was your special order?

you read it. i thought it was clear.

what about our lives, you son of a bitch?

how do we kill it? there's gotta be a way of killing it.

that's bullshit.

you still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you?

you admire it.

look, i've heard enough of this, and i'm asking you to pull the plug.

i can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

something has attached itself to him.

we have to get him to the infirmary right away.

wait a minute. if we let it in, the ship could be infected.

you know the quarantine procedure. twenty-four hours for decontamination.

listen to me. if we break quarantine, we could all die.

look, could you open the goddamned hatch?

i can't do that, and if you were in my position, you'd do the same.

this is an order.

the ship will automatically destruct in t-minus five minutes.

you bitch!

you are my lucky star.

i find that hard to believe.

what would you like me to do?

i'll get my own answers, thank you.

some of you may have figured out we're not home yet. we're only halfway there.

what kind of transmission?

you were gonna leave us out there!

when i give an order, i expect it to be obeyed.

unless somebody has got a better idea, we'll proceed with [name]'s plan.

oh no. you're out of your mind.

i say that we abandon ship!

we take our chances and just hope somebody will pick us up.

i'm for killing that goddamn thing right now.

will you listen to me, [name]?

you don't know that.

that's the only way.

we'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have it cornered, and then we'll blow it the fuck out into space.

is that acceptable to you?

that's amazing. what is it?

please don't do that. thank you.

you let him in.

by breaking quarantine, you risk everybody's life.

maybe i should have left him outside.

maybe i've jeopardized the rest of us, but it was a risk i was willing to take.

i do take my responsibilities are seriously as you, you know.

you do your job, and let me do mine.

you remember anything about the planet?

what's the last thing you do remember?

we're on our way home!

i don't trust him.

i don't trust anybody.

it's a robot!

let's get the hell out of here.

there is an explanation for this, you know.

i'm sorry, can i say something?

we don't know if it's intelligent.

i wanna go home and party.

you don't dare kill it.

how long before the ship blows?

why don't you just fuck off?

it looks like a warning.

i can't see a goddamn thing.

get out of the room!

the first thing i am going to do when i get back is get some decent food.

open the door!

oh god, it's moving right towards you!

get out of there! behind you! move!

this place gives me the creeps.

whatever it was, it was big.

i'll get the shuttle ready.

wait a minute. there's movement.

where's earth?

something's different down here.

“there is a time and place for violence. i mean - this place is perfect. but is it the time?”

“heaven forbid. we’re all entitled to our secrets.”

“sitting by the fire while you do all the hard work sounds marvelous, actually.”

“couldn’t you wait ten minutes before being an absolute freak?”

“you’re welcome to try and kill me, of course. but i don’t die easily these days.”

“ugh, don’t be so nice to me. it makes me want to be nice back.”

“a horrible death is always just around the corner with you.”

“stabbing someone a dozen times can be many things. but ‘the right thing to do’? hm, i doubt it.”

“immortality is only as good as the life you’re living. an eternity of luxury sounds a lot better than an eternity of struggle.”

“what are you doing? this isn’t safe. you can’t trust him.”

“look, i’m a not a details person, all right. but turning up and causing chaos has worked for us so far.”

“they were clearly artists. you can tell because it’s a mess in here.”

“you know, there is a point where bravery becomes stupidity. and walking into that thing would be very, very stupid.”

“i’ve had enough of bad poets singing of my looks - urgh.”

“is the plant bothering you?”

“until then, try not to die.”

“oh yes, i’m fine. i just feel… awful.”

“shut that oversized chicken up.”

“you know, the only way to cure temptation… is to give in to it.”

“next time, just warn me before you do something stupid.”

“there certainly is a strong ambience down here. i don’t know if it’s the bats or the decaying - everything. it’s quite homey.”

“it’s nice to see heroes are as awful as the rest of us.”

“unusually polite for a god.”

“of all the places you dragged me, this might just be the most foul. and that is saying something, given some of the things you exposed me to.”

“i mean, i hate to judge the proverbial book, but that oath may be all cover and no pages.”

“a shapeshifter? it could be anyone. i mean - it’s not me. but it could be anyone else.”

“sometimes we need to think with our heads before our knifes, dear.”

“you could watch for anyone acting strangely, but - well, you know the lunatics we camp with.”

“thank you. for being that evil bastard.”

“can you feel that? the dark, it’s - hungry. best watch the shadows.”

“this place brings back the worst memories.”

“well, that’s disturbing. still, better than having an actual conversation with him though.”

“oh no. not again.”

“honestly, just once, could we end up somewhere normal?”

“i prefer to travel in smaller groups. it’s more… intimate.”

“nice as it is, she still doesn’t have the best hair in the camp.”

“thank goodness. i was worried i’d have to get involved. now, let’s keep our hands to ourselves.”

“i much prefer it when i’m the one prowling in the shadows - about to strike.”

“ah, nothing says ‘true love’ like faking your own death to avoid someone.”

“you’re not going to eviscerate him? i was hoping for a show.”

“it’s just a waste of a perfectly good cult we could be controlling.”

“can you - ugh, can you shut up and let me read?”

“i hate to be negative. but they’ll carve you up like a goose.”

“my, she sounds positively demented. i love it. let’s tell her everything.”

“you villain. i didn’t know you had it in you.”

“a well-presented face can open a lot of doors.”

“hardly a promising introduction.”

“do you mind? i’m brooding.”

“i’d rather be the only dark power inside your body, if it’s all the same to you.”

“easy now, let’s not do anything hilarious.” 

“i’m with you, my dear. wherever this leads.” 

“i appreciate anyone who opens a conversation with bodily harm.” 

“nothing like a little camp drama to spice up the evening.” 

“it’s almost a pity things ended up amicably.”

“what do you see when you look at me?”

“i would’ve liked more for my trouble than a pat on the head and vinegar for wine.”

“do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here?”

“all i want is a little fun. is that so much to ask?” 

“don’t be so sour. i like a good time as much as anyone.”