auful-aus

AU where Person A screams "PUPPY!!" when a dog passes by and Person B angrily explains why it is in fact not a puppy and is a full grown dog

Pokemon au where I’m a pokemon trainer trying to help you get started and why did your parents let a 10 year old travel cross-country by themselves.

Trans* au where you’re just starting to wear the clothes you’d prefer to wear, but you don’t have the money for a new wardrobe. Wait, what size are you? Stay right there I have a bunch of clothes that will fit you!!

Demon!Au where you accidentally summon me because you were listening to satanic metal while cooking and accidentally cut your finger on the knife. And it just so happened that the song playing was singing a summoning ritual. What do I do now?

“Ah, wonderful, you’re here. Now, let’s just look over your resume and- wait, aren’t you my former boss from that cafe around the corner?”

"No don't go. Look I'm sorry I said those things to you, I didn't mean it. Okay, you know how I get during Mario Kart and you just had to pick Rainbow Road!"

Wing!Au where you’re showing me your wings and oh wow, they’re gorgeous I love them so mu- Did you just hit me in the face with one of them?!

Again, sorry we haven’t been on here guys. I honestly keep forgetting about this blog. But, not to fear! I have a bunch of posts queued up for the next week, starting tomorrow (Friday.) But, Admin B and I can’t come up with all of the aus, so please guys, don’t forget too submit ideas to us or ask us any questions! Both are open!

Road Trip Au where we’re travelling cross country together but the only music on your phone is musicals and, God, will you please just stop. Singing.

Medieval Au where you’re a knight and I’m a princess and Oh good Lord you’re hurt! Here, give me your sword, I’ll finish off the dragon!

Coffee shop au where you’re the barista and I’m one of regulars and-look I’m really sorry I know there’s no pets allowed but this cat has seriously not stopped following me since I left my house and I’m allergic and I need your help.

“Au where I’m blind and we make a band together and why did you just suggest that we be named “Blind Bandits”???”

“You’re a terrible cook but you’re an amazing baker, and I’m a really good cook so let’s open a shop together. We need to pay these student loans somehow”

“Look I know you’re on a diet but I have a chocolate cake and it’s your birthday so will you please just have a slice?”