Audrey Too

A mere two weeks prior, my workplace had gone on a staff retreat to see the Blue Man Group. During one of the audience participation portions, the cast members selected my evil coworker, who I hated, and utterly humiliated him in front of not only his colleagues, but also his girlfriend, who he was on the outs with as it was.

In line for the rollercoaster, I was overcome with the urge to thank the them for this incredible service they had done for me, but of course, they weren't a Blue Man Group troupe at all, but something far more sinister: a group of six male friends of roughly identical height, build, and baldness, enjoying a collective vacation to a Disney park.

• muzzle

• Durag (but ideally that goes without saying)

• Motorcycle

• TRON stuff (see Motorcycle)

• Angels/Hell themes (not for religious reasons they just so rarely do it well)

• Growing/losing wings (see Angel/Hell themes)

• Entirely new MV setting on a green screen bg for the bridge. Every time it’s like they’ve got a great concept but ran out of money by the third verse and now for the bridge they’re like, standing on a moonbeam or inside someone’s brain. Hate.

Kpop mv trends on thin ice:

• Laundromat

• Psych ward

Kpop mv trends that will ALWAYS be famous:

• One member is god/exists outside of time and is on the outside looking in, powerless to stop the Events

• One member is god/exists outside of time, is on the outside looking in, and is causing the Events

• Cowboy

• Wearing suits but kinda gay style

• Big group choreo in a warehouse