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twitch streamers acknowledging what you type in chat is the modern day equivalent of knights giving flowers to young women who have come to watch them joust

Local cable company discovered we’re gay or smt and is now slamming us w/ (approximately) targeted mailings.

Does this count as a micro aggression

man someone found out a DNS channel that lets u get any past mystery gift in pkmn games. we’re talking those items that let you encounter shaymin and darkrai in platinum… mew, celebi, shiny dogs in HGSS… victini, zoroark and weird event pokemon that were only distrubited to people who went to the 2013 pokemon world championships and shit its wild. they’re all considered legit by the games too. not really legit from a collectors POV but like… its fun to mess around w

wait which games are this relevant for

the DS ones: Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, Soulsilver, Black, White, Black 2 and White 2 should work. Different games have different events though (with some overlap). Also the event you get each time you connect to mystery gift is randomized so it might take a while if you want to try and get everything, it will pull up ones you’ve already got sometimes (and you can’t get duplicates)

holy FUCK

as of 7/31/2020, these still work btw!

hey can someone explain what the fuck is going on here

this is the only post on this site

the walking dad

where’s he going

hardware store

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳