aubrey 🏒

also how tf am i employed before luke hughes?

genuine question, does luke ever do his hair? i need to know

i fucking hate the wolfpack for having such good looking players like first matt rempe and now victor mancini??? like stop stealing my baby girls

i have NEVER in my 20 years of living seen a trade as bad as marchands, nor management for that matter. i’ve seen a fucking mcdonald’s run better then the bruins organization. this is why sweeneys son played fucking d3 lacrosse.

so we can pull a 3-2 against the panthers no problem but not to ottawa??? can we maybe start pulling this shit out of our ass more regularly, thanks babes

actually scratch that give me two sun cruisers and some adderall and i’ll be running the bruins like it’s the military

give me 2 vodka red bulls and put my situationship in the stands and i think i could beat the jets rn

we…are back?

losing our wild card spot to the FUCKING CANADIANS?????? come on boys..

hey marchy! just wanna know what’s up with the choking of cousins??? thanks!

i miss summer, not because i like the weather..because i didn’t have the bruins disappointing me