manic pixie nightmare

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

being mentally ill be like: *considers voluntarily admitting yourself into the hospital* *considers voluntarily admitting yourself into the hospital* *considers voluntarily admitting yours

having to like “eat” several times a day for energy is just poor & flawed design on God’s part I’m sorry to say it but why come a fucking dandelion can eat sunlight but I have to like. physically move for sustenance 

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