Mickey

interests: that little fast walk birds outside do when they wanna get away from you but they’re not like super committed 

sheryl, christian mom, hates rap, 5 kids

THESE FUCKERS... Will literally steal your sandwiches, I'm told.

no offense but if you let your meatball sub get stolen by one of these rounded beasts that’s ur own fault and also it deserves it more than you do

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

the best moment in tv history

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

another pig fact please 🥺👉👈🐖

thank you so much for the pig fact oh god

Alolans make do

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

Change your fucking url OP