matty healy enthusiast

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

no white gay will reblog this

gay culture is falling in love with any pretty girl you just saw for .2 seconds

Ramadan 2017: May 26 - June 25

flo rida “low” was released the same year as the pretty odd tour that’s so weird

shawty had them apple bottom jeans but she didn’t ever hold me

that ADHD/depression feel when you’re so bored it’s painful and you want to go do something and you crave stimuli but everything is boring and you don’t know what to do

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

bill wurtz’s videos are like a lucid dream that is also a fever dream but when i wake up I’ve learned a couple secrets of the universe i can only partially remember and also the phrase ‘nice going, genghis’

social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

‘I Haven’t Even Done Anything But I’m Suddenly Super Embarrassed To Be Me’ - an autobiography