Bitch, I'm flawless

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

Steve Rogers realizing that being bisexual must not be an illness because the serum didn’t “cure” it.

now this is a headcannon i can get behind

Please take a moment to imagine your favorite character saying “you’re about to experience the wrath of a god” in a very normal setting like playing Mario kart or going for the last box of cereal in the grocery store

m’lighter

in the year 2015, Isaac Asimov thought we’d be saying “Holy Space!” and “Sizzling Saturn!” and I for one am all for starting this trend

Galaxy! I can’t believe this trend has yet to catch on

If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend.

what the hell

This has just brought me to tears as I recently lost my cat to leukemia and it really hurts not having him around anymore…

I’m crying

in norway we don’t say “i love you” we say “jeg elsker deg” which translates to “i love you” i think that’s very beautiful 

i envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes