Leonardo da Pinchi

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

It was a clitorical question

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

god I don’t know what we’re gonna do. when mom and dad get home and see that we unflattened their pressed penny collection, we’re doomed!

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious