This is my design.

do it grieving

it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

they should invent one lifetime for living and another for reading

*at the club, yelling over the music* tonight is like a saw movie!

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

red. 🥀