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alligator.
I taught him that

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This is the first funny thing I’ve ever seen on Facebook in my entire life
He is a
alligator.
I taught him that

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best of Canes at Leafs Zamboni-driving EBUG Gate hockey twitter. bonus:

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Doctor Who/Futurama/Star Trek + classical music
any future setting needs this gag
the word “gay” actually comes from the word “gaywad” created by xbox live gamers and appropriated by the homosexual community, so you’re welcome
‘Gay’ actually used to mean happy. So did ‘Queer’.
no they didn’t
Ahem, look it up, please. It’s not the exact definition of happy but its close enough.
not true
Please, my dear, lovely genius, go to this lovely thing we call the internet and read the definitions of ‘gay’ and ‘queer’, which reads as quoted here, from my dictionary that I dug out just for you!
Gay (gā), adj.; GAY’ER (-er); GAY’EST. 1. Excited with merriment; merry. 2. Bright in appearance; brilliant in color.
Queer (kwēr), adj.
1. Differing in some odd way from what is ordinary; singular; peculiar. 2. A slang. Spurious; counterfeit; eccentric.
There you go, my dear ignoramus.
sorry but your “dictionary” doesn’t exist. gay people appropriated the word gaywad
Aghehegehem. I forgot about this, but I’m here now with picture proof of my dictionary.
Look! A cover of a book!
Look! A paragraph in the book!
Look! Another paragraph in the book!
Now, pswynnave, I know you’ve probably never seen one of these before and it’s probably scary, but don’t worry! It’ll only give you knowledge! Gasp!
how long did it take you to find that from google images? nice try though…..
Anyway, even if I did google search it, it would still prove that it’s in a dictionary. Also, why would I lie about having a dictionary?
you tell me I’m not the one trying to die on a hill for the etymology of the word gay. seems like a gaywad thing to do if you ask me

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Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.
Ok, but like… seriously.
this bread tiny
yeast
it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.
I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before
I Have No Mouth and I Must Smug
Great idea until you have 7th graders in Florida picking your president…. I’m not sure that the people that actually agree to this idea understand that kids would just vote how their parents would because no seventh grader has more than two brain cells. I was in seventh grade when the 2016 election happened, and holy fuck you do not want those kids picking your President, let alone having rights in general
So then maybe, as was the point of this post, maybe the court system shouldn’t be executing 7th graders (most of whom are disproportionately black and brown people)? Because if you don’t think they’re mature enough to vote and pick a president, then I’m guessing that they aren’t mature enough to be tried as adults and then executed???

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102 penalty minutes handed out in one game... that’s more than connor mcdavid has had in his entire career.