Bruce: I would love to adopt you, Billy.
Billy: Uh-huh. No can do, grandpa.
Bruce: *cue internal panic*
Bruce: I can’t believe you adopted Billy and didn’t tell me!
Jason, who has literally no idea what Bruce is talking about: Wha-
Bruce: I had to find out by him calling me grandpa!
Jason, pretty sure Billy was just calling Bruce old: Oh, well, uh…
Bruce: I have a grandchild now! I had to dig out all my worlds best grandpa shirts from the attic!
Jason: Why do you have grandpa shirts in the attic?
Bruce: Eh, Dick’s early twenties were an adventure. Anyway-
Jason, seeing the opportunity to cause chaos: Well, it’s pretty new…
Jason: Okay, so sign here please.
Billy: *eyes adoption papers skeptically*
John: It’ll be bloody hilarious.