frogs in a trenchcoat

I woke up to see it snowed again and I got really pissed off

Official Post of Massachusetts

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead

guys this is a post about using storytelling to come to terms with the finality and irreversibility of death by creating fantastic worlds in which death is neither final nor irreversible and then affirming that it is anyway

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

the joyous giggler here at last to spread merry mirth ^_^

from the bottom of my heart, i am tired of everyone trying to sell me something

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.