it’s so weird that i never heard anybody talk about this, but… one of the things you will notice when you start recovering is that your old coping mechanisms will stop working. they might even start hurting. which is absolutely scary, and you might even find yourself being nostalgic for worse times when you could still give into those impulses and feel the pain ease off for a while. but they stop working because you are healing. take a deep breath. see how far you’ve come. you’ll go much further yet. be proud of yourself.

literally everything always feels like a performance to me. i'll be uncontrollably sobbing and will suddenly be like wow i would've won an oscar for this

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

This is kind of like when you’d get made fun of for liking “weird” things in middle school and then several years later some famous person would be like “remember -blank- it was so funny lol” and then suddenly all the people who made fun of you for liking blank are like wearing 35 dollar tee shirts with blank on them and posting blank for clout

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

“i’m the main character” girl you’re the unreliable narrator

alright i get it, timeline, you think that lady from resident evil is hot, you wanna touch some undead tiddies or whatever, can we move on yet

I showed a young coworker my bad emo hair from 2007 expecting the same laughter I get from fellow adults, but she deadass goes “it was cute tho?”

unironically this bombed me from orbit. that said, it's honestly extremely endearing and nice to see the kids picking out the things about our teenage years they think were cool the same way we did about the generation before us at that age. This cycle continues without end, but I think it's a nice cycle!!!