leave the light on for yourself

@ralfmaximus

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

"Went from biology to physics" is the fellow-traveller of "upon stepping on the mine, he became not history so much as geography"

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.