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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman

we silently hi-five without making eye contact and keep it moving

no wait gay sex

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

Is this that old? Someone, make a new version of this

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

any day now

Not parasocial love nor parasocial hate but a secret third thing where I respect the celebrity for their talents and achievements while acknowledging that I do not have a personal relationship with them and that they are a human with flaws

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

had a snack and realized this sounds very jokerfied but i am literally right

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??

OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

Pity I hadn’t seen this closer to Bastille Day… :-D

Jackson baly spooks America is great cos it’s like buzzfeed unsolved but Australian so way less researched, way less planned/structured, and way more dumb bullshit

I want to live in the world of tiny baby kittens with triangle tails who pounce and play all day and sleep peacefully with vibrant beautiful dreams all night. Let's go to baby kitten lovely friend heaven.