i'm no honey

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

when god closes a door i lock it

whatever lol (in tears)

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

i bet scratching your neck with your little foot feels good as fuck if you're a cat

feminine intuition is the oldest magic in existence

always remember that adhesive labels can sense your fear and hesitation when you are removing them

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

when the hold to reblog feature on mobile doesn’t work it truly takes a toll on my spirit. i don’t even want to reblog it anymore

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust