hey lil mama

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears