Astrotrain

DO YOU WANT TO BE BABYGIRL WITH ME???

- @blitzwing-official

"What does that even mean?.."

I DONT KNOW!! ALL I KNOW IS THAT ITS PINK LIKE THE SPILLED ENERGON OF OUR ENEMIES, AND ITS SPARKLY LIKE BURNING MAGNESIUM!!!

And it's cute.

I. LIKE. IT.

DO YOU WANT TO BE BABYGIRL WITH ME??

"..."

(Astrotrain stands there for a moment)

"Frag it. Sure."

DO YOU WANT TO BE BABYGIRL WITH ME???

- @blitzwing-official

"What does that even mean?.."

Hello, Astrotrain. Is all well with the transportation lines?

—Cyclonus

"Hm? All is well. Just a tad slowly lately that's all.. Eh. More free time for me I suppose."

Hm. Well, I suppose not having any news is always a good thing. Although I believe it has been too calm since the ceasefire began.

"Eh, calm gives me time to think and write. Ive missed writing"

Writing? Hm. May I see?

"... Ill pass."

Very well. Is writing a normal thing to learn on Cybertron?

"Yeah. I had to learn so I could write down what I was hauling."

Unicron did not teach me to write until I was older. It was not necessary for a soldier.

"Hm. Thats weird.."

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Hello, Astrotrain. Is all well with the transportation lines?

—Cyclonus

"Hm? All is well. Just a tad slowly lately that's all.. Eh. More free time for me I suppose."

Hm. Well, I suppose not having any news is always a good thing. Although I believe it has been too calm since the ceasefire began.

"Eh, calm gives me time to think and write. Ive missed writing"

Writing? Hm. May I see?

"... Ill pass."

Very well. Is writing a normal thing to learn on Cybertron?

"Yeah. I had to learn so I could write down what I was hauling."

Hello, Astrotrain. Is all well with the transportation lines?

—Cyclonus

"Hm? All is well. Just a tad slowly lately that's all.. Eh. More free time for me I suppose."

Hm. Well, I suppose not having any news is always a good thing. Although I believe it has been too calm since the ceasefire began.

"Eh, calm gives me time to think and write. Ive missed writing"

Writing? Hm. May I see?

"... Ill pass."

Hello, Astrotrain. Is all well with the transportation lines?

—Cyclonus

"Hm? All is well. Just a tad slowly lately that's all.. Eh. More free time for me I suppose."

Hm. Well, I suppose not having any news is always a good thing. Although I believe it has been too calm since the ceasefire began.

"Eh, calm gives me time to think and write. Ive missed writing"

Hello, Astrotrain. Is all well with the transportation lines?

—Cyclonus

"Hm? All is well. Just a tad slowly lately that's all.. Eh. More free time for me I suppose."

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

"..."

(He grabs some dirt and plops it on top of blitzwing)

"Dirt pals has a better ring to it"

Dirt pals?... *He considered it for a moment before he smiled.* FRAG YEAH!! DIRT PALS!! WOO!!

*He threw a handful of dirt into the air.*

(Astrotrain laughs a little. It's a deep rumbling terrifying sound)

*He laughed right along with him, a mildly-unhinged cackle that would sound right at home in the halls of a mental institute.*

Heheh, dirt pals until death!

"Hahahmhmm! We both know we ain't dying anytime soon!!"

DIRT PALS NEVER DIEEE!!! RRRAAAGGHH!!!

twomoonsinthesky-twicenickel

"HAHAHAHA!!!"

#heheh

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futuremoji

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

😂 <- are they laughing at me or with me though??

Very important distinction.

the-grand-neb

🔥<OH CURSES THEY WANT TO SET ME ON FIRE

ajithink

🐟

Ok ig

jakejavu-offical

🙁

Fair enough /silly

pegz-and-rexy-offical

👌

Could be worse

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

🙏

Whats that supposed to mean

frenzy-offical

🏳️‍⚧️

Oh huh

magnificus-not-magnificent

😭

Oh, so even the guardian angel is siding with Starscream now?! Fuck this

brainstorm-offical

💸

(damn. Even the angels know I’m broke asf)

🌸

I am... babygirl.

😭

Is it crying for me?

#ooc post

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

"..."

(He grabs some dirt and plops it on top of blitzwing)

"Dirt pals has a better ring to it"

Dirt pals?... *He considered it for a moment before he smiled.* FRAG YEAH!! DIRT PALS!! WOO!!

*He threw a handful of dirt into the air.*

(Astrotrain laughs a little. It's a deep rumbling terrifying sound)

*He laughed right along with him, a mildly-unhinged cackle that would sound right at home in the halls of a mental institute.*

Heheh, dirt pals until death!

#ooc: slowly looks over at my au astrotrain...

"Hahahmhmm! We both know we ain't dying anytime soon!!"

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

"..."

(He grabs some dirt and plops it on top of blitzwing)

"Dirt pals has a better ring to it"

Dirt pals?... *He considered it for a moment before he smiled.* FRAG YEAH!! DIRT PALS!! WOO!!

*He threw a handful of dirt into the air.*

#ooc: can't tell me bros laughs wouldn't be scary

(Astrotrain laughs a little. It's a deep rumbling terrifying sound)

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

"..."

(He grabs some dirt and plops it on top of blitzwing)

"Dirt pals has a better ring to it"

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

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"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

Heyy buddy! Wanna go blow something up with me? No particular reason. I just really wanna watch something burn right now.

You in?

- @blitzwing-official

(Astrotrain looks up from a thing he was reading)

"Hm? Sure! What do you wanna blow up?"

Anything! Everything! *He dug an excessive number of explosives out of his subspace.* I dunno! A shed? A barn? A bank? Take your pick! *He seemed oddly rushed, but not in his usual excited way. He almost seemed tense.*

"Oh! Hmm we could find a old shed! That sounds perfect!"

(As astrotrain looks at blitzwing he notices the tenseness.)

"You okay tho blitz?"

Oh I'm doing great! Just excited to blow something up! Got any sheds in mind?