YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

@blitzwing-official

Why don't you go build a bridge? AND JUMP OFF IT!!

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RULES WILL BE UPDATED SHORTLY...

[Text transcribed in the comments for ease of reading]

[My other RP blog: @skyfire-official]

#Little Blitzwing drawing done by me

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[OOC: Just letting you know I might go dark for a little while. @skyfire-official will also be going dark, but I don't want to repeat this message. I MIGHT post on occasion, but that does not mean I am 100% back. Please do not start any plots involving me at this time.

@fort-quasar-prison-complex might remain open for asks, but Skyfire and Blitzwing will not be taking asks.]

unicron-offical

@ratchet-offical someday when you are older

You will be hit by a boulder

blitzwing-official

[OOC: And while you're lying there screaming "come help me please" the seagulls- HMM- poke your knees!]

blitzwing-official

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

astrotrain-offical

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

blitzwing-official

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

astrotrain-offical

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

blitzwing-official

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

astrotrain-offical

"..."

(He grabs some dirt and plops it on top of blitzwing)

"Dirt pals has a better ring to it"

blitzwing-official

Dirt pals?... *He considered it for a moment before he smiled.* FRAG YEAH!! DIRT PALS!! WOO!!

*He threw a handful of dirt into the air.*

astrotrain-offical

(Astrotrain laughs a little. It's a deep rumbling terrifying sound)

blitzwing-official

*He laughed right along with him, a mildly-unhinged cackle that would sound right at home in the halls of a mental institute.*

Heheh, dirt pals until death!

astrotrain-offical

"Hahahmhmm! We both know we ain't dying anytime soon!!"

blitzwing-official

DIRT PALS NEVER DIEEE!!! RRRAAAGGHH!!!

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

twomoonsinthesky-twicenickel

😂 <- are they laughing at me or with me though??

Very important distinction.

🔥<OH CURSES THEY WANT TO SET ME ON FIRE

🐟

Ok ig

jakejavu-offical

🙁

Fair enough /silly

pegz-and-rexy-offical

👌

Could be worse

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

🙏

Whats that supposed to mean

🏳️‍⚧️

Oh huh

magnificus-not-magnificent

😭

Oh, so even the guardian angel is siding with Starscream now?! Fuck this

brainstorm-offical

💸

(damn. Even the angels know I’m broke asf)

blitzwing-official

🌸

I am... babygirl.

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blitzwing-official

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

astrotrain-offical

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

blitzwing-official

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

astrotrain-offical

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

blitzwing-official

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

astrotrain-offical

"..."

(He grabs some dirt and plops it on top of blitzwing)

"Dirt pals has a better ring to it"

blitzwing-official

Dirt pals?... *He considered it for a moment before he smiled.* FRAG YEAH!! DIRT PALS!! WOO!!

*He threw a handful of dirt into the air.*

astrotrain-offical

(Astrotrain laughs a little. It's a deep rumbling terrifying sound)

blitzwing-official

*He laughed right along with him, a mildly-unhinged cackle that would sound right at home in the halls of a mental institute.*

Heheh, dirt pals until death!

#I agree Astrotrain is such a scary man #And I love him for it

sentinel-prime-official

How about you go build a bridge... AND JUMP OFF IT!! - @blitzwing-official

“I might.”

blitzwing-official

Wait what-

People usually don't- People usually don't agree when I tell them to kill themselves.

What the frag?

...You know what? I don't care. DIE, TRAITOR!

blitzwing-official

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

astrotrain-offical

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

blitzwing-official

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

astrotrain-offical

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

blitzwing-official

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

astrotrain-offical

"..."

(He grabs some dirt and plops it on top of blitzwing)

"Dirt pals has a better ring to it"

blitzwing-official

Dirt pals?... *He considered it for a moment before he smiled.* FRAG YEAH!! DIRT PALS!! WOO!!

*He threw a handful of dirt into the air.*

blitzwing-official

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

astrotrain-offical

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

blitzwing-official

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

astrotrain-offical

(Astrotrains not gonna say he fell into dirt while looking at the stars and walking)

"It's not that important!!"

blitzwing-official

Fine! Jeez. I guess I'm just gonna have to start calling you "dirt-boy" from now on! How does that sound, dirt-boy? All covered in dirt like a... dirty... dirt-boy...

*He cleared his throat awkwardly as his insult fell flat.*

#My sense of humour is so broken im sorry #I should not be laughing

blitzwing-official

"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

astrotrain-offical

"Uhm... I was.. It's doesn't matter! But hows it going?"

blitzwing-official

Let's not talk about how "its going" right now...

*He brushed some dirt off Astrotrain's shoulder.*

Dude you're filthy. You really DID crawl out of the dirt! You're really not gonna tell me why??

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"Hi blitzwinggg I crawled of the dirttt"

( @astrotrain-offical )

Ooc: I haven't poked this acc in a bitt

Astrotrain?? What do you mean you crawled out of the DIRT?? Who buried you?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL KILL THEM!!

knockout-official127

DARLINGS

if you’d like to play Gartic phone with me on Tuesday 2 of June, 2026, at 5pm central time then reserve your spot here

@starscream-offical @preceptor-not-perceptive

@megatron-offical @rodimus-offical @rung-official @breakdown-offical @bumblebee-official

@doc-nickel-official @ratchet-offical @singularity-official etc

I WILL POST A LINK, YOU MUST BE READY

(Of I forgot to tag you I’m sorry)

megatron-offical

Thats the day after my bday btw

blitzwing-official

[OOC: GOOD JOB SURVIVING ANOTHER TRIP AROUND THE SUN, YOU ABSOLUTE G! WE'RE PROUD OF YOU! :D]

((YOOOO HAPPY NEARLY ELDERLY DAY AND GJGJGJ ON LIVING ANOTHER PLANETARY CYCLE))

((Also we'd be down to join! Do you guys wanna have like a vc or smth? Bc we can set smth up on discord or somewhere else))

blitzwing-official

[OOC: I'd be down for that!]

knockout-official127

DARLINGS

if you’d like to play Gartic phone with me on Tuesday 2 of June, 2026, at 5pm central time then reserve your spot here

@starscream-offical @preceptor-not-perceptive

@megatron-offical @rodimus-offical @rung-official @breakdown-offical @bumblebee-official

@doc-nickel-official @ratchet-offical @singularity-official etc

I WILL POST A LINK, YOU MUST BE READY

(Of I forgot to tag you I’m sorry)

megatron-offical

Thats the day after my bday btw

blitzwing-official

[OOC: GOOD JOB SURVIVING ANOTHER TRIP AROUND THE SUN, YOU ABSOLUTE G! WE'RE PROUD OF YOU! :D]

knockout-official127

GUYS I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA, LETS PLAY GARTIC PHONE TOGETHER

@bumblebee-official @breakdown-offical @ratchet-offical @doc-nickel-official @rodimus-offical @rumble-offical @soundwave-offical @paintchip-offical @time-for-a-real-duel @preceptor-not-perceptive @rung-official

AND ANYONE ELSE

(ooc) raises hand

what is gartic phone and why does it sound like garlic phone

blitzwing-official

[OOC: meeeeeeeeee (if I remember)]

doc-nickel-official

Don't do this to me

blitzwing-official

[OOC: Add rave music.]

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blitzwing-official

*Sniffle.*

*Sets several fires.*

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

"You wanna talk big guy? I don't normally see or hear Decepticons sniffle?" Cindy asked his as she doused the fires.

blitzwing-official

I don't need to talk to the likes of YOU, pathetic organic!! Leave before I splatter you!

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

Really? *Changes her size to match his. As she turns the flames in to crystal.* Is that so.

blitzwing-official

*He paused.*

...Thats kinda badass...

Doesn't mean I want to "talk" about my "feelings"! Eugh, that's for weaklings and sparklings who cry to their parents. Not me!

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

Then why were you sniffling like one?

*She offers him an energon cube.*

It's high grade, I think you need it.

blitzwing-official

*He snatched the energon cube and chugged it.*

...Thanks, I guess... weird organic witch lady...

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

You have no idea.

*There was something about her that screamed Singularity. Her face structure, the long black hair, green eyes, body shape. If anyone didn't know any better, that this human was Singularity's holoform.*

blitzwing-official

You look... familiar. *He narrowed his optics.*

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

I do? Like who?

blitzwing-official

You remind me of my parole officer. Singularity. ...I mean you REALLY remind me of her. Its kinda freaky. You look like a weird organic version.

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

Really? By the expression on your face you look conflicted. Let me guess what you are dealing with, whatever it is, involves her. Right?

blitzwing-official

You a mind reader too or something??

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

*She shyly smiles.*

Lets say I don't invade minds, it is more others minds scream into mine and I have to force my mind to block the noise. In other words I am a very high level telepath and empath. Quantum strings control can do that to one.

blitzwing-official

*He cringed a little. He really didn't like the idea of anybody being in his head, intentional or not.*

Do me a favour and try not to listen to the stupid scrap in my head.

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

C- Trust me I am trying, but your subconscious isn't making it easy.

*Soon a Seeker sparling ran up to her. The resemblance to Starscream was extremely uncanny.*

N- Mommy, mommy.

blitzwing-official

What in the fresh hell? How- how did-?? Im not even gonna ask.

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

C - Quintessons kidnaped me and Starscream, experimented on him, turning Screamer human and forcing us to mate before being turned back to normal. This is the result.

N - Mommy can I play with the Dinobot? PLEASE???

*The kid even acted and sounded like Starscream*

C - Yes you may.

*Nathan runs off and Cindy looks at him*

C - Before you ask, Starscream is avoiding the poor kid. Hell it was a struggle raising him, but with my friends' help. I did okay. The closest to a father he has is Air Raid.

blitzwing-official

...Can we not talk about kids?...

universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube

Why? Like are you gonna be a dad or something? That would be impossible. Look Blitzwing, I see you as a single guy bouncing from chick to chick as if they were your current flavor of the month. I get that. Nothing wrong with being single my friend.

blitzwing-official

I am gonna be a dad... I don't want to though! This was never supposed to happen!! It was- it was stupid magic that did it! Not me! I didn't even- I can't even-

UGH!! And now everybody is expecting me to be all happy about something I had no say in??

I heard that you've haven't conjunxed with Singularity? She is pregnant with your child and her sire gave you a job and is your business partner. If you love her you should consider it. Or do you want to be one of those dead beat dads?

GO BUILD A BRIDE AND JUMP OFF IT!!! MIND YOUR DAMNED BUSINESS, ANON!!!

I DIDNT ACCEPT ANY JOBS! I DIDNT WANT ANY SPARKLINGS!!

I LIKE HER. THATS IT. LOVE IS-... love is hard for me...

...Leave me alone.

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