axel

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

remembered that the mentos karaoke scene is canon and i feel like i just did a line of coke i’m so happy

watched a danandphil video on a whim, became obsessed because i can’t do anything normally, it’s been less than a year and now i will be buying tickets to go see them

well i didn’t get to get any for paris

NEVERMIND

watched a danandphil video on a whim, became obsessed because i can’t do anything normally, it’s been less than a year and now i will be buying tickets to go see them

well i didn’t get to get any for paris

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

funny little headcanon is that i believe if victoria ever came out to her mom that shamsi would be like 'okay, that's fine. but i still don't understand why you do not want to go into surgery. all the other gay women are in surgery; do you not want to be a gay surgeon like yolanda and emery? what about your lesbian friend trinity, doesn't she want to do surgery as well? you can do better victoria'

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential