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I’m cool in like a unicorn princess way not a normal human way

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

Not to be freaky and perverted but I would like someone to hold me and- (remembers this subversion has become mainstream) -fuck me nasty style.

bojack: [inner monologue] "you're a real stupid piece of shit, everywhere you go you destroy people."