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tomorrow the russian government is gonna add a few new laws in the criminal code:
1) if you’re posting a fake (fake is literally anything that doesn’t say the offical state information) - it’s a crime = you can go to jail
2) if you’re vocally against the war - it’s a crime = you can go to jail
3) if you’re saying the sanctions are good/are justified - it’s a crime = you can go to jail.
today, some of our opposition media sources were blocked for spreading information that was different from the official media.
today facebook and twitter were blocked in russia, god knows what will happen in the morning. maybe they’ll cut the internet for all I know.
please, spread the word. if some of your russian friends are suddenly disappear from the social media - our government is doing everything for us to rely only on the lies they’re spreading.
i don’t know if they’re checking this site, but I think I can go to jail for this post.
the signs from most to least funny
Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone
Oh shit…

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Water Signs | Fire Signs | Air Signs | Earth Signs
Air Signs | Earth Signs | Fire Signs | Water Signs
Fire Signs | Earth Signs | Air Signs | Water Signs
Earth Signs | Air Signs | Fire Signs | Water Signs
Where does your Moon live?
Moon in the 1st House: Emotions are dependent and wrapped up in the exterior world and individuality. Can be hard to balance exterior world vs. interior world.
Moon in the 2nd House: Emotions have a direct link to your security, wealth, and possessions.
Moon in the 3rd House: Emotions live in the house of intellect. Here logic and intelligence can block out feelings.
Moon in the 4th House: Emotional well being is extremely dependent on the home, roots, and family.
Moon in the 5th House: Emotions are connected to creativity and have a need for self-expression.
Moon in the 6th House: Must feel useful, typically looks to career for this need. Emotional state is wrapped up in safe routine and health.
Moon in the 7th House: Emotions highly revolve around their relationships and connections.
Moon in the 8th House: Emotions are intense and are connected to transformations in life. Emotional needs can even be “hidden” for a long time.
Moon in the 9th House: Emotional well-being is tied to self-discovery and exploration of the world around them. Their emotions can also rely on a moral code.
Moon in the 10th House: Career, success, and reputation are directly linked to emotional well-being.
Moon in the 11th House: Emotional well-being needs a lifeline of causes, friends, and groups to belong to, support, and fight for.
Moon in the 12th House: Emotional needs and well-being can get lost or hidden. Developed intuition creates an emotional and spiritual tie.

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the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:
In fact im not entirely sure that it wasn’t their idea in the first place
Lmao, finding this post on my dash again is fantastic
at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds
What do your signs stand for?
Sun sign: Basic you
Moon sign: Inner you
Rising sign: Public you
Venus sign: You in relationships
Mars sign: Your passion
Mercury: Your communication (and planning)
Saturn: Your limitations
Jupiter: Your luck
Neptune: Your spirit (deeper self)
Uranus: How you Change
Pluto: Your power
Looking at your daily horoscope vs Looking at your birth chart

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The Signs’ Weaknesses
ARIES: Running away when a problem arises instead of talking about it.
TAURUS: Quick to get upset over very little things.
GEMINI: Trouble taking things seriously.
CANCER: Not owning up and accepting responsibility for the things they do wrong.
LEO: Jumping to conclusions, assuming the worst.
VIRGO: Willingness to do anything just to prove a minuscule point.
LIBRA: Wanting to be the center of attention. All of the time.
SCORPIO: Getting attached too quickly.
SAGITTARIUS: Being honest to a fault.
CAPRICORN: Indecisiveness.
AQUARIUS: Sometimes having no regard for other people’s feelings.
PISCES: Getting in their own heads and discouraging themselves.
Think of the signs in your birth chart as voices...
Your rising sign is the voice you speak with, the voice others will always recognize you by.
Your sun sign is the voice deep inside you, regulating you, repeating certain key phrases over and over.
Your moon sign is the voice you laugh with, the voice you tell secrets with, and the voice that tells you it’s time to cry.
Your mercury sign is the voice in your head, the one that reads for you when you’re alone, and shapes your ideas into sentences.
Your venus sign is the voice that warms you, the softer one you use around that special person.
Your mars sign is the voice that excites you, the one that gets too loud sometimes, and the one saying those things you wish you could take back.
Your jupiter sign is the voice that tells you to do better, be better, grow. The one that inspires you and humbles you.
Your saturn sign is the voice that tells you to just go do it. The one that tells you when to keep your head down and when to have fun.
Your uranus sign is the voice you speak with when adressing someone higher than you, and the voice that urges you to find your purpose, so that you may one day change the world with it.
Your neptune sign is the voice that sings you to sleep, the one you trust to tell you how your dreams went, and the one that whispers that there is so much more to the universe than we know.
Your pluto sign is the voice that only asks questions that cannot be answered. The one that, ultimately, decides what you believe.
Your midheaven is the voice you use at a job interview, and even online. It’s the voice illuminating your skills and knowledge.