Astro

nice personality disorder did your mom give it to you

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

"my friend from England" "my friend form Ecuador" "my friend from Australia" "my friend from Brazil".. me talking about my mutuals who I've never spoken directly to

I need you thinking about me 23/7. You get 1 hour for yourself

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight