Dear A Sad Scarlett OâHara,
We donât really need to talk about my attraction to her. Fine fuck it. Sheâs hot. Whatever. Sue me. Does it matter if she is or she isnât my weakness? I didnât say Olivia is or isnât that for me.
That solidifies my alibi. I was with two different women. I didnât wanna bring Sharon into it. But alibi 101? Make sure youâre seen by a lot of fucking people. I was also at Saints and Sinners for a part of the night too. Said hello to everyone there and with Serena for part of the night. Air tight, Rookie.
Nah, I couldnât. I could actually let it grow out a little more. Why do you know guys in prison? Are you about to hook up with the prison guy? Did you find love in a hopeless place? Did you call that Prison Love Hotline. Iâll decline.
You can? I donât believe you not one bit. You and this letter is far from anything that Iâd ever seen from an angry person. I mean Iâve never made a friend or hand handled anything civilly but times change.
    Wow this is what Angry Astrid looks like?
              J.T.
P.S. Thatâs what raised tempers look like with you? Thanks I appreciate it.
P.S.S. You need some money back for Pidge? Weâre in this together heâs our pet. He got an eye patch? Can he fly correctlyâŚis he going to be carrying the letters to the right place?
Youâre initials are so close to J.D.âs in Heathers. But, thatâs beside the point- HA! I win. You say that now, but just wait until sheâs living with you. Just saying ;)
No, it doesnât. Sharon proves your alibi with Serena is false. You werenât just with her that night. In fact, you were only with her during the exact time the man who looks like you description and the woman who fits hers were carrying out Livâs furniture, so- coincidence, I think not? Youâre talking to a woman who plays Mafia and Clue every Thursday night. You canât pull one over on me, Mr. Dirty Cop.
Debatable. And why canât I know people? I happen to be a very friendly individual. The better question is why donât you know more people in prison?Â
P.s. I will end you. And youâre welcome <3
P.s.s. Yes please! I would! He can and he has been trained to know your address. He should be delivering this letter as a matter of fact.