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@jacenxtodd

Dear Jacen Todd,

Although my dearest companion, Olivia Pierce, has advised me against addressing such an issue with you, having claimed you as thoroughly unreasonable in all senses of the word, I have decided to attempt to see the best in you and hope you to be an understanding man. Being a lawful individual, not to mention, an officer whom has sworn to protect and serve, I assume you are well aware of the fact that blackmail, specifically involving unjustified threats to make a gain- most commonly money or property- or cause loss to another unless a demand is met- is a crime. But, despite personally disagreeing with how both of you have been handling yourselves in this peculiar relationship you two have molded for one another, from her not wanting to divorce you even though legally she doesn’t need your consent by the court of law, to you removing all of the furniture from her apartment without notifying her first (especially since I, for one, had my eye on that gorgeous white italian leather couch upon her next redecoration), I have no problem overlooking it on one account. 

I am writing this strongly worded letter to simply ask you to return the few sentimental belongings that you stole from Liv’s apartment that were that of her late parents. Torturing each other is whatever promiscuous game you two are content in playing is one thing, but taking away one’s connection to their loved ones is another. At least, gift the items to her siblings to hold on to for the time being as you suit out your two’s very elaborate disputes.

 Also, I would once again, like to note, that I would like to have that white italian leather couch shipped to my address please. 

Furthermore, I find that I owe you the courtesy of informing you that due to your actions, I have encouraged Liv to take up residence with you. You are her husband by law and, although my roommate and I adore her, we like our stuff where it is, firmly in it’s place. We do not want to have it taken in some futile scheme.

 Last, but not least, while we are there, I will be borrowing some of your kitchen seasonings. I am out of paprika and cayenne pepper and feel this is a suitable reconciliation for being made involved in your two’s grievances by your wife no less. 

Sincerely,      

        A Concerned Friend

                    Astrid Reyes