i have been so horny lately it’s hitting a degree of feral. i want to be sneezed on. i want to play with someone’s nose, i want to tease their nostrils and feel the spray on my skin. i can’t stop thinking about it.

having a fetish is awesome. who else can go to youtube to jack off

This fetish is so fun sometimes. Sometimes I’m a lil horny but I don’t really wanna go lay in bed and jork it. No problem, I can just sneeze for a bit.

It’s really funny that I’ve had a sneezing fetish my entire life but I still sometimes think “wait wtf why do I get off to sneezing” like you’d think that since it’s literally all ever known that the shock value would wear off but know it still gets me

wyd if the only tissue around is in between my boobs