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Rlly random fact abt yrself

I'll start

I didn't notice that I had freckles until my cousin pointed them out when I was 12

I've startled my roommates multiple times because in the dark and from a distance I pass really well

i randomly switch accents not of my own will, usually Australian, British, Valley girl, and Canadian lol (not saying they’re very good but uh, i do them lol)

i was really into zootopia when I was younger so ive watched zootopia in theaters like over 10 times or just at home multiple Multiple times

i have a very bad sense of smell unless its a salty/savory/warm scent. i can NOT smell lavender(or any flowers rlly), any sweets, most fruit&veg which im told have soft scents anyways, etc (cant remember any more exaples)

I have a really good sense of smell and Im super far sighted! I can smell every little thing that other creatures around me kinda can't and it drives me nuts and makes me nauseous sometimes especially if its an icky smell and I have a hard time seeing things super close to my face like words on my phone an stuff but i can look up at the tops of super tall trees and see all the little individual twigs at the top!! :) It makes me feel like hunting puppy >:)

uhhh so apple juice gives me headaches? idk why but i really like apple juice but it give me head ouch :(

I uh...really like BSD,I wear a Dazai bracelet my friend made for me everyday,i own a lot of both mangas and books from the irl authors mentioned and I treasure everything I own (merch,books,dvds,pins,stickers, etc) of BSD like the most prized possession ever and get heavily upset if something as simple as one of them faling over or not having atleast one or two things of bsd with me.

random fact about me is uh... I used to be known for liking miso soup when I've actually only ever had it once . . . so yea

I have absolutely ass temperature regulation. When I go out, I have to be slightly cold or else I'll start overheating when I start walking somewhere. 15 degrees Celsius is like my maximum of tolerable temperature and it's pushing it. Anything under 10 is very good to me. Bonus if it's not sunny out, or if it's raining, because I love overcast and rainy days

uhmmmmmm i have bad memory let me see if i can remember some of my mutuals (no pressure to answer)

umm. i have the most Two Wuv by Chonny Jash listens globally. 1166 and counting :D

really cool and niche fact about me is that I did research papers on the dangers of roblox to children (specifically concerning child predators) and I'm really proud of those even if they were made last year and could be better

So if someone asks what's the name or gender on my birth certificate I can say; Which one?

I think it was an omen of my disregard of gender

My random fact issss (drum roll): I have a weird dimple/second belly button (but not a belly button) on my lower back just a bit above my booty hole 👅 it's my butt button !!

mmmmm uhhhh I have freckles only at the base of my neck on the right side

First of all, my favourite part was probably the early episode's in black and white 50's/60's while the 2010's "the office" styled close-ups and shaky cam drove me fucking insane.

Second, I forgot how much love I carry in my heart for Wanda Maximoff (she did no wrong).