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@astral-icecream
hello there! You can call me Astral or Aree (are-e), but astral is most recent and common! ( @literallyidontwannadothis thought of it theyre cool like that and also we’re besties)
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I saw Nolan' Odyssey
It's an entertaining movie about the horrors of war, a genius tormented by the weight of the destruction his intelligence caused, and how willfully ignoring your own social mores will bring on societal collapse.
It also has absolutely nothing to do with the Odyssey as a literary piece, cutting multiple thematically important scenes, creating plot holes in its urgency to eliminate the gods and make Odysseus' morality as clear cut as possible, and it genuinely doesn't understand that an oral tradition is not, in fact, inferior to a written one.
It's a good USAmerican movie about war and the fall of society, and it intrinsically doesn't understand Odysseus or the Odyssey nor does it want to.
Some facepalm worthy moments and observations under the cut
The Odyssey needs a tw for flashing lights so bad what was that
I wish we got to see more of Grace’s class and how he interacted with them like in the book :( I know I know I know movie runtimes and all that but CONSIDER ☝️I would like it.
what did the meat say to the spaghetti
i ball
What do you call an indecisive ham sandwich
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who's the real Tumblr sexyman
Ryland Grace
Rocky
the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real
grace and rocky get to erid and both of them are hitting every eridian squarely in the uncanny valley because they've both absorbed so much of each other that they feel both too eridian and not eridian enogh. rocky faces in the direction he's paying attention to and it feels like he's trying to hide something, the way he and only he of the eridians seems to always be showing the same face of his carapace when he speaks to somebody. he speaks in metaphors that only make sense to somebody who understands light-based vision. his intonations are funny, rising on questions when they otherwise wouldn't, falling flat, his sarcasm goes to space dry and restrained and comes back with such force it almost feels like he's lying instead of joking sometimes.
and grace who is so alien, but reflects eridian mannerisms that they've never considered strange before but coming from a creature so soft and strange, it just doesn't feel right. grace who stomps his foot twice when he asks a question, and it rings out flat and dull instead of the strong, sharp sound of an eridian hand on the ground. grace whose voice is so alien, so one-note, so full of articulations that are sharp and round and everywhere in between, but who echoes the melodies of eridian poetry and music, sometimes on accident but sometimes perfectly in time with what rocky translates him as saying, and later, perfectly in time with his keyboard.
rocky and grace who mirror each other more similarly than they mirror their own cultures. who speak to each other in a strange pidgin eridian that nobody else quite understands fluently. who share jokes from movie and tv shows from earth filtered through eridian folktales, plays, and musicals until they only make sense to the two people who know both cultures. they're not strange to each other, but it puts other eridians on edge. even adrian, at first. they've changed each other, you see.
Ryland Grace in just his boxers, on the floor, white board marker in hand as he's labeling bones in his body and telling Rocky what they are and how fucked he'd be if they broke: ...yeah so this one is my femur and if that one breaks that's gonna take 4 - 6 months and I basically can't walk for most of it.
Rocky, texture reader in one hand, watching all this in horrified silence:
thinking about eva stratt crafting a coffin for her friends. the very best coffin, full of every piece of pirated media the entire world has to offer. crafted for maximum comfort, this coffin, with every bit of authority available to her, which is all of it.
and then thinking about all the people who call her cold or uncaring or clinical about what she has to do to save earth. eva stratt, who had silly t-shirts and vodka and favorite meals stored in the Hail Mary and treated with the same level of importance as the finely tuned equipment and the centrifuge the entire planet relies on for salvation.
and then thinking about eva stratt nodding and saying, “yeah, I’m pretty awful. that’s why i’m in charge” with a neutral expression and even believing it. as if crafting the most beautiful coffin and homage to her soon-to-be dead friends won’t haunt her always.
thinking about eva stratt being the first person on the “eva stratt is a monster” train, welcoming ryland grace aboard and knowing she believed in him more than anyone else.
it’s fine, really it’s fine and normal and eva stratt makes beautiful coffins for the people and things she cares about.
No one can make me hate Stratt I love her so so so much
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favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:
TAG GAME to get to know your buddies,, 😳
i’ll. heh. go first
1. top five movies?
brokeback mountain, my own private Idaho, dead poets society, the talented mr ripley, scream
2. one character that describes you?
todd anderson,,, 😢
3. favorite song at the moment?
in the aeroplane over the sea – neutral milk hotel
4. all time favorite album?
grace – jeff buckley
5. favorite fruit?
apples who could have guessed
6. favorite time of day?
morning!!!
Okyes ummm i’m sorry these are kind of boring questions but hi guys @jealousguy-blue @apocolypticvamp @googoomeister @jakegyllenhaalsteeth/@teeth-sucker @trentreznorsbutthole @ziggysbolterxx @viansparkles @becausetheyaremyshoes2 @noodlezxy @fatboytitstoucher @dannyelfmanstattos @freakyolivelady ,,, anyone else who wants to join,,,
YAAAAY so excited 😳😳
uhhmmmm juno, uptown girls, the craft, drop dead gorgeous, and legally blonde 😊😊😊
oouuu ash from fantastic Mr fox
stripped by Depeche Mode live 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 OOUGH…. It’s so good..
The Sundays ep cry😢😢it makes ME cry
oranges OR raspberries… yummy
probably night that’s when I get the most time to my self… 😊😊
ok. I don’t know who to tag you got like everybody uhhhmm
@starling-spacecadet @pinkertoast @prettygourlave @sto0p3n @1992adrock + open tags!!
YAYY!! A TAG TYY!
1. Top 5 movies- Sucker Punch, D.E.B.S, but I’m a cheerleader, Sabrina (1995), and ferris bueller's day off
2. One character that describes me - Mia thermopolis (from the princess diaries books) or maybe twilight sparkle
3. Favorite song at the moment- definitely the cure by Olivia Rodrigo
4. All time favorite album- probably emails I can’t send fwd by Sabrina Carpenter
5. Favorite fruit- those easy peel Oranges
6. Favorite time of day- night!
Im tagging- @applepieandcupcakess @timmyytoughknuckles @deathbyivys @kittyeclipse @petrichor-mist @suchafunnywaybby @beepbeepblerp @virtualfawn a
OMG TY FOR THE TAG this is so fun
Top 5 Movies: notting hill, we live in time, forrest gump, bill and ted's excellent adventure, top gun
One Character That Describes Me: lowkey oliver tate right now if you don't know him look at the posts i've made about submarine (it's lowkey not a good thing)
Favourite Song Right Now: also the cure by olivia rodrigo it's so peak i'm so excited for or3 🙏🙏🙏🙏
All-Time Favourite Album: ooooooh this is a tricky one, i think august and everything after by counting crows
Favourite Fruit: APPLES i love apples they're so yummy
Favourite Time Of Day: like mid-afternoon or evening especially in the summer
im gonna tag @gay-christian-borle @theseethersme @donkeythecheese @fuzzylobster @beenielx @lemon-icarus and anyone else I'm sorry I promise I remember you I just don't remember your username 😭
Top 4 Movies (I don’t watch many movies, though I want to change that): The Princess Bride, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Phantom of the Paradise, Luca
One Character That Describes Me: I relate a lot to Charlie Brown. And Sally. Both are me. I am them.
Favorite Song Right Now: I am obsessing over TMBG at the moment, so probably No One Knows My Plan (that one performance, TMBG fans you know what I’m talking about…🤤)
All-Time Favorite Album: Dire Straits - Self Titled. The best album from the best band.
Favorite Fruit: MELONS.
Favorite Time of Day: Late morning early afternoon
@angrymantheater @anstar-drawing-smths @amberwaaves @coffeeandtveasily @crims0nghozt @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @freakyolivelady @guywithartism @gabagooblin57 @ipodcat86 @inthevasoline @illiterate-moth @korkyofesher @la-confrontation @nauhnauhnauhwinchester @nothingcomparestobeing @ozzy-iz-a-phreak-xp @paigewouldloveamilkshake @party-on-duuuudes @precisely-parker @suffusionofyellow @starryknight63 @scudcloudz @surrealie @veethevoyd @wik-pf-archivist @wizard-jimmy @zephyyyrr @37-rats-in-a-trenchcoat + open tags
Top 4 Moives: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Project Hail Mary, and uhhh. Horrible Bosses II or Batman Forever...
One Character that Describes Me: Ted "Theodore" Logan!!!!!!!! (Also Randy Jade but. Yaknow.)
Favourite Song RN: uhhhh. I've been playing Good For You from DEH a lot lately. But I don't like that musical. I've also been playing the Legally Blonde soundtrack a lot!!!!! So maybe Whipped Into Shape...
All Time Favourite Album: this question. Is too hard I think. I mean I've been playing lots of Pansy Division lately!!!!!!! I love them... Also Tribe 8... So uhhh maybe Deflowered by Pansy Division?
Favourite Fruit: I'm. Allergic to them all.... It used to be honeymelon I think but I can't eat it anymore...
Favourite Time of Day: uhhhh. Morning?
@basilsmells @thisismythirdrodeo @sashigu @imadoctornotanescalator @wolftiger243 @i-cant-think-of-a-username-sorry @nukacready @party-on-duuuudes @xxpantsuitxx @mashedpotatosinacup
I’m honored to be fourth on that list 😊 and holy shit Batman forever!
Top 4 Movies: god I have a type The Nice Guys, The Fall Guy, Project Hail Mary, She’s The Man
One Character That Describes Me: Jadzia Dax, probably. I can’t really know without asking my friends what they think :P
Favorite Song RN: I’ll sound like such a nerd “Erratic Maneuvers - From Project Hail Mary” by Daniel Pemberton no joke it’s one of my most listened to songs e v e r
All Time Favorite Album: …I DUNNO!!! Light Grenades by Incubus!
Favourite Fruit: Those strawberries you can get at Marks & Spencer… 🤤
Favourite Time Of Day: Not Day. The dead of night.
I haven’t spoken to A LOT OF YOU HERE WE GO TAG MOST OF THE MOOTIES LETS GO-
@lazuelazuli @mrtreesnek @engygeron @korokcrucifier @astral-icecream @abugslifeforyouandi @iris1101 @theattractiveshrubbish @knivesandteeth @planetarystarfall @permetutotheworld @qu33rtechwitch @ectogeo-rebubbles @ettaberrytea @thepallaspalace @urghblergh @deltaflygirl @footfetishlamp-prototype7 @garaks-padded-cell @hyruledwarriorr @graciefaceytreestripe @gun-roswell @last-of-the-independents @cherrymentol @cha0s-j3st0r @vehiculartheyslaughter @edna-mode-the-3rd+ open! Sorry if I tagged someone who didn’t want to be tagged and sorry if I did tag someone who wanted to be tagged!!!
eeek thanks for the tag!!
Top 4 movies: hmmm Juno, Back to the future, a few good men, Jennifer’s body
one charactwr that describes me: oh hmmmmm maybe Caine?
Favorite song right now: In My Room by icp T-T sorry gang it’s really catchy
All time favorite album: HOW TO BE A HUMAN BEING AHHHFGDGDHDHDH ITS SO GOOD ITS THE BEST EVER AND IVE BEEN TOLD ITS ME CORE EEEEKKKKK
Favorite fruit: watermelon!!
favorite time of day: that like hour before going to bed
@literallyidontwannadothis @thevamp-bat @talesofruby01 @dino-the-raptor @stargayzingidiot @myloveofskateboarding @sleepingconstellation
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@astral-icecream lol
captured the typical writing experience
spoiler alert: he ended up developing a false sense of security.
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imagining grace in his first year of teaching kind of automatically introducing himself as dr. ryland grace bc that's what he's used to. and the kids are like O_O dr? and somebody inevitably googles him and finds a video of his final crashout. and because 13 year olds are little menaces, when he inevitably snaps at the class to sit down and do their work at some point (his classroom management skills need time to develop okay) somebody puts on a little pouty face and goes "dr. grace? you don't.....you don't think i'm a.....a staggering waste of carbon......do you?" and grace's life flashes before his eyes.
and next year he's just mr. grace and doesn't tell any kids his first name so it's harder for them to google him (they manage it anyway).
Savior Grace, Mate of Savior Rocky and Adrian
(some wedding shenanigans)
