Idfk man

god i love how people were talking for ages about blablabla the habs aren't physical enough and marty and bobrov just went :) okay. behold our new son he's unhinged :)

being a tumblr phannie is crazy because why does it feel like it’s just me and the same 50 people who was there with me for 13 years and then it turns out that every next dnp tour is outselling the previous ones like you’re telling me there’re new people every time??????? I thought we all were recruited for this job in 2013 ish what’s happening

i’m really hoping they give us some ditl yt videos during this tour, like now they have nothing to hide it’ll be a lot easier to do anyway and also like staying in different cities and different countries could be a good way to get some interesting content out

if anything ilya is the guy with a 5 step curl routine and shane has been using the same brand of shampoo that yuna bought him when he was 15

i was grazed by a bullet intended for the woman nearby so i’m a murder victim. yeah the bullet hit her in the chest and i’m only grazed but are you telling me that means i’m not a victim of the bullet, just because it wasn’t intended for me? why are you telling me to move out of the way so you can give her life-saving aid i’m literally bleeding from this superficial wound in my arm. i think we need to pay equal attention to ALL victims of this bullet.

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

dan voice oh phil says i take it up the ass? well he's a vanilla little bitch so. ha. now we've both crossed a line. what else do you wanna know

in tears over dan bitching about phil not being into bdsm

phil please just slap him around a bit he's getting desperate

ilya sees this old trend where someone holds out a hand to their partner to see what their partner would give them so he comes over to try it with shane who’s on the sofa. he holds out his hand and shane gives him the remote. he tosses the remote aside. shane looks a bit confused. he gives ilya his phone. ilya tosses that aside. he gives ilya a pillow. ilya tosses that aside. he gives ilya his hand. ilya shakes it out. his face squints in confusion before coming up with an idea and rests his chin on ilya’s hand. and okay, well, the challenge is just to annoy your partner, but holy fuck shane looks so fucking cute with his big brown eyes looking up at ilya waiting for his approval so ilya just really has to smile and kisses him about it.