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Chris: I don't know, but this feels very dangerous. I have a bad feeling about this. Something is going to go wrong. Jill: And that is different from the other times how...?

#chris redfield #jill valentine #source: mythbusters

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"I'll remember" is the ADHD demon talking. You won't remember. Write it down.

Claire

#claire redfield #source: tumblr

I just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson.

Manuela

#manuela hidalgo #source: tumblr

Distant relative"? I assume you are referring to my father?

Wesker

#albert wesker #source: tumblr

Claire: Were you and Ada kissing?

Leon: What? No, of course not!

Claire: Her lipstick is on your mouth.

Leon: Uh... we just happened to wear the same shade.

#claire redfield #leon s. kennedy #leon x ada #source: friends

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He looks cool but if you shake him you can hear his solitary brain cell rattle around like the last bit of candy in a PEZ dispenser.

Hunnigan about Leon

#ingrid hunnigan #source: reddit

All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Albert Wesker lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my scientists to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wesker

#albert wesker #source: portal 2

Claire: I don’t think water makes you jittery.

Chris: It does if it’s laced with caffeine. You just drank 960 cups of coffee.

Claire: Oh, that esprains why I talk no butter. [Gasps] Me having stirk?

[Claire continues to chug coffee]

Chris: [Gasps] Why would you drink more?

Claire: My brain wants its fast juice.

#claire redfield #chris redfield #source: brooklyn 99

Wesker: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?

Chris: Experience.

#chris redfield #albert wesker #source: house md

Ethan: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?

Heisenberg: You mean the nature of this conversation?

Ethan: I mean the nature of you.

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #source: no country for old men

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Barry: We don't know how to kill this thing! Chris: I thought I might try violence. Jill: Solid call.

#barry burton #jill valentine #chris redfield #source: buffy the vampire slayer

Salazar: Kennedy! We meet again! Leon: ...I just saw you three hours ago.

#ramon salazar #leon s. kennedy #source: invader zim

Wesker: Wind shall rise and fog descend, so leave here, all or meet your end! Ohohohoho! Jill: Chris? Comment? Chris: Very bad poetry. Jill: A more USEFUL comment, Chris.

#albert wesker #jill valentine #chris redfield #source: star trek the original series

So many stairs. I’d like to fight whoever invented stairs. And push him down these stairs. Just to show him how stupid stairs are.

Leon, running around the police station

#leon s. kennedy #source: yu gi oh the abridged series

Steve: …'cause you're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Claire: *not paying attention* Claire: …I'm sorry, what were you saying? Steve: Perfect.

#steve burnside #claire redfield #source: crazy ex girlfriend

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things have only gotten worse since i started making everything worse

Wesker

#albert wesker #source: wolfpupy

Leon: Is Claire always like this when she loses? Chris: Oh, yes. You should’ve been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008. Claire: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

#leon s. kennedy #claire redfield #chris redfield #source: the big bang theory

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