Garbage

if i was gonna be born ugly awkward and unloveable couldnt i have at least been born with money so i could constantly fill the void

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

you must of fucked up real bad, bud

that nigga want smoke

this person is dead

modern day greek chorus

I just finished watching YOU on Netflix and holy jesus this show is BRILLIANT. Disturbing and fucked up, but brilliant. They make you see the world through the eyes of the psycho and he does such a good job at convincing himself that everything he does is for a good reason that you start having sympathy for him like hOLY SHIT ????? I found myself feeling bad for him multiple times just to be like “wait no wtf lol this trash bag needs to rot in hell” only a few seconds later. It’s scary how easily manipulated the human mind can be. And it’s even scarier how real and relatable most of the situations in this show are.

Look, I know joe is a horrible, horrible person. But ohmygod his narration is hilarious and it makes me laugh. And the thing is he doesn’t even mean for them to be funny. They just are.

Getting a virus off of a porn website is the digital equivalent of an STD.

We stan an eternally reigning Queen

And he looks so appreciative too.

This is so adorable and makes me happy

This is exactly what I expected it to be