The inherent eroticism of loyalty

The sexiness of duty vs desire

Its honestly so funny how people who are mourning the queen's death are so pigshit stupid that they end up saying shit thats wayyyy more tasteless than all of the normal people making fun of her.

Mcdonalds putting up a branded menu variant about her funeral, some sextoy website having a funeral banner up, her funeral footage accidentally capitalizing the words "Among Us", crossfit including a minute of silence in their daily workout plan, people lining up for 30 hours to go look at a box that maybe has a corpse in it, Guantanamo bay putting the mcdonalds flag at half mast, the royal family fanblogs posting sad bitmojis and the thomas jefferson miku binder artist seriously arguing that she's gonna reincarnate as a horse are all infinitely funnier forms of mockery than I'd ever be able to come up with

immaginate essere uno come cassano, tristemente noto per essere un imbecille e una testa di cazzo, e andare in giro a dire "se dici del piero ora nessuno lo conosce"

che poi raga ma come fanno a sapere quanti fiori barra foglie c’hanno i bonsai di plastica sotto la campana a è sempre mezzogiorno chi è il povero stronzo che si deve mettere a contarli

finale mondiale alle 3 di pomeriggio o__O